Friday, September 1, 2006
Sad Monkeys
I’m going to tell you what Rose and I talked about more than a week ago. Look:
Monkeys want cell phones but get rebuffed.
This is a sad story. Monkeys live at the zoo. They see humans using … Read the rest!
Sad Monkeys
I’m going to tell you what Rose and I talked about more than a week ago. Look:
Monkeys want cell phones but get rebuffed.
This is a sad story. Monkeys live at the zoo. They see humans using … Read the rest!
Feelings
I miss my kids a lot. I’m ready for them to come home from their summer visitation with their dad. I miss my kids so much, it makes my uterus hurt. (Either that or it’s just normal periodical cramping.) … Read the rest!
How to Be Happy
Some people think you can be happy if you take anti-depressants. Some people think you can be happy if you read enough of the right books about how to do it. Some people think it’s impossible … Read the rest!
Idea
On the way to school and work, my oldest son and I were listening to a particularly heart-quickening CD. I told Josh that it would be fun if, when I got into the office today and bypassed greetings of … Read the rest!
You can’t tell by looking at me, but
I’m going to change my life. The process has already begun.
When I was a teenager, I used to say that I wanted to do this or that… that I was planning … Read the rest!
Expressions of Love, Part One: When a Man Loves a Woman (and Her Scarf)
The other day
No… First I have to tell you something, so you understand this anecdote.
I get really freaked out when people stare at me. … Read the rest!
Road-Related
A good game to play when you’re caught in traffic or just driving somewhere you always drive: First think of a number, like fifteen. Then find fifteen (or whatever number) things that you would like to photograph, if you … Read the rest!
The Men and the Women That I Hate Most
The longer I live, the more I understand that all problems between men and women are caused by two distinct types of jerks. These two types of jerks are generally divided … Read the rest!
You know why I don’t like to talk about politics?
Because it makes me mad. And then it depresses me. Yes, I take the arguments personally. And not in the sense that I feel like the people I’m debating with … Read the rest!