Archive for the ‘health’ Category

Monday, October 1, 2007

eBay Sale

You guys, I’m selling some crafty products on eBay, meaning products I crafted myself, as well as a few other things. Feel free to look at them or to ignore them, as you please. Either way, it won’t …

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Posted in Aspergers, health, parenting, venting, writing on 10/01/2007 03:14 am

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I spoke too soon.

Moms do get sick. I guess I have the flu now. Or its nephew, 24-Hour Flu-Like Virus. I didn’t stop feeling beat up this morning, in fact, it only got worse, so I drove home at …

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Posted in culture, health on 02/21/2007 12:19 am

Saturday, November 18, 2006

We found out what’s wrong.

And it’s not anything I thought it was, or anything any of you thought. Not PCOS, not fibroids, not cancer, not pregnancy, not thyroid.

Here is what’s wrong with me:
1. My pituitary gland produces …

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Posted in health on 11/18/2006 10:57 pm

Friday, November 17, 2006


Is it just my imagination, or does everyone Gen X and younger have panic attacks on a regular basis? I blame high fructose corn syrup.

Is it also just my imagination, or does everyone younger than Gen X (What …

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Posted in health, pop culture on 11/17/2006 08:41 pm

Friday, November 3, 2006

Coffee Shake

Earlier yesterday I was thinking about low-glycemic-index stuff you could eat without crying from frustration, and I invented something new, in my mind.

Coffee shake! A sugar free, real coffee, coffee shake!

Here’s what I thought my invention …

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Posted in health on 11/03/2006 02:04 am

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

I know the answer now.

I think I do, I mean. I did some research on teh internets, and I’ve realized that my gynecologist was right, even though she said things in such a dismissive, blow-off-y way.

I’m gonna try …

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Posted in health on 11/01/2006 10:33 pm

Wednesday, November 1, 2006


Today I accidentally dressed like Alice in Wonderland. I put on a pleated skirt to minimize ironing time, then added tights to keep from having to shave my legs, then the flat Mary Janes that that hurt my corn …

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Posted in health, psychobabble, stories, vanity on 11/01/2006 07:14 pm

Friday, October 27, 2006

The Pattern of Crappy Feelings

So my endocrinologist is making me take my temperature every day this month, and I’m learning ever so much. One, my temperature never goes up enough to indicate that eggs are in my uterus. Two, …

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Posted in books, health on 10/27/2006 06:28 pm

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

My nerves are shot.

Normally I’m a person who thrives on deadlines and slight amount of pressure. But…

Over the past few weeks, I’ve spent a lot of time explaining to people that I have this big writing deadline, and …

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Posted in health, insects, parenting, venting on 10/24/2006 01:51 pm

Monday, October 2, 2006

The Ren Test

We went to the Renaissance Festival on Saturday, like dummies, in the hot sun. I thought, at one point, that I might die of low blood sugar and dehydration. And yet we all had fun, I think. …

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Posted in books, domestic, health, photos, venting on 10/02/2006 01:46 pm