Today was See an Endocrinologist Day.
(This entry is also titled WARNING: TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Squeamish people, flee.)
Last time I was in the mood to yammer about my health and lady parts, I hinted to you guys that I … Read the rest!
Nothing Glamorous
Went home sick at noon today. Sick again, sick again. I think it has something to do with the fact that I won’t stop freaking bleeding.
Sorry. I usually try to think up a non-cliched euphemism for the … Read the rest!
Discoveries
I found a real good way to motivate yourself to diet. Buy a bathroom with mirrors on every wall. That way, you can see yourself from every single angle. I promise, if you’re fat, then doing that will inspire … Read the rest!
Time to Whine!
I’m slightly stressed because tonight is the last night I have to finish up my novel revisions. Deadline is tomorrow at 1 PM, which is also the time I need to be on the road, on the … Read the rest!
All My Vitamin D Comes from Coffee
Back 13 or 14 years ago, when I lactated for the first time, I decided to stop drinking milk. It seemed illogical to me, suddenly, that a grown mammal who is not a … Read the rest!
I like to write a lot on Fridays before holidays, when I’m the only one stupid enough to have used up all her vacation days.
I almost had a panic attack an hour ago, in my car, while driving to … Read the rest!
Idea
On the way to school and work, my oldest son and I were listening to a particularly heart-quickening CD. I told Josh that it would be fun if, when I got into the office today and bypassed greetings of … Read the rest!
I Suspected the People Downstairs Were Drug Dealers
But now I suspect it for sure.
My only evidence, before, was that they partied all night and slept all day, and fill their hedges with cigarette butts and Jack Daniels … Read the rest!
Say Goodbye to My Gallbladder Now
Because I’m going into surgery at 7:30 tomorrow morning. I went to meet with the surgeon today at 3, and he said, basically, in a nutshell, paraphrased, “Jesus Christ, we need to take that … Read the rest!
Gall Bladder Removal Is Imminent
Monday I had an ultrasound done of my gall bladder. Just like the ultrasound I had done last year, this one indicated that my gall bladder needs to be removed, as soon as possible, by … Read the rest!
