Archive for the ‘health’ Category

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Today was See an Endocrinologist Day.
(This entry is also titled WARNING: TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Squeamish people, flee.)

Last time I was in the mood to yammer about my health and lady parts, I hinted to you guys that I …

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Posted in health on 09/27/2006 08:19 pm

Monday, September 11, 2006

Nothing Glamorous

Went home sick at noon today. Sick again, sick again. I think it has something to do with the fact that I won’t stop freaking bleeding.

Sorry. I usually try to think up a non-cliched euphemism for the …

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Posted in domestic, health on 09/11/2006 11:55 pm

Thursday, August 10, 2006


I found a real good way to motivate yourself to diet. Buy a bathroom with mirrors on every wall. That way, you can see yourself from every single angle. I promise, if you’re fat, then doing that will inspire …

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Posted in health, vanity on 08/10/2006 01:38 pm

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Time to Whine!

I’m slightly stressed because tonight is the last night I have to finish up my novel revisions. Deadline is tomorrow at 1 PM, which is also the time I need to be on the road, on the …

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Posted in domestic, dreams, health, venting on 07/13/2006 08:31 pm

Thursday, July 6, 2006

All My Vitamin D Comes from Coffee

Back 13 or 14 years ago, when I lactated for the first time, I decided to stop drinking milk. It seemed illogical to me, suddenly, that a grown mammal who is not a …

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Posted in health on 07/06/2006 07:32 pm

Friday, May 26, 2006

I like to write a lot on Fridays before holidays, when I’m the only one stupid enough to have used up all her vacation days.

I almost had a panic attack an hour ago, in my car, while driving to …

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Posted in culture, health on 05/26/2006 06:21 pm

Thursday, April 13, 2006


On the way to school and work, my oldest son and I were listening to a particularly heart-quickening CD. I told Josh that it would be fun if, when I got into the office today and bypassed greetings of …

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Posted in fantasies, health, psychobabble on 04/13/2006 01:15 pm

Monday, March 27, 2006

I Suspected the People Downstairs Were Drug Dealers

But now I suspect it for sure.

My only evidence, before, was that they partied all night and slept all day, and fill their hedges with cigarette butts and Jack Daniels …

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Posted in health, stories on 03/27/2006 07:13 pm

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Say Goodbye to My Gallbladder Now

Because I’m going into surgery at 7:30 tomorrow morning. I went to meet with the surgeon today at 3, and he said, basically, in a nutshell, paraphrased, “Jesus Christ, we need to take that …

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Posted in health, Letty on 03/21/2006 01:53 am

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Gall Bladder Removal Is Imminent

Monday I had an ultrasound done of my gall bladder. Just like the ultrasound I had done last year, this one indicated that my gall bladder needs to be removed, as soon as possible, by …

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Posted in health on 03/08/2006 07:43 pm