Monday, November 27, 2006

Manufactured Drama, Part 1I never do the Black Friday thing because I hate crowds, especially crowds of grasping, mannerless conformists. Not that I’m saying everyone who shopped Friday was that. But I think you know what I mean.However, last week I got an ad in the mail informing me […] Continue Reading…

Posted in domestic, stories, venting on 11/27/2006 03:00 pm
 

Monday, November 27, 2006

Thanks!This year I am particular thankful for the following:1. I’m not poor.2. I was born in America and not, say, Afghanistan.3. I was born in reasonable good health, with decent DNA.4. The same is true of my kids.5. I was able to buy a house this year.6. I now […] Continue Reading…

Posted in domestic, parenting, photos on 11/27/2006 12:00 am
 

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Eff you, Metro bus dreams.If I found myself stranded downtown without a car, I would call a friend. Failing that, I would call a cab. I have the number for Yellowcab right here on my phone.Why, then, do I dream on a twice-monthly basis that I’m stranded in downtown […] Continue Reading…

Posted in dreams, venting on 11/21/2006 08:45 pm
 

Monday, November 20, 2006

PhasesMaybe this is only a societally conditioned woman thing, but: You know how you’ll go through little phases throughout the year? Like, there’s the gathering phase, where you feel like buying a bunch of stuff, and then the nesting phase, in which you feel like fixing up your house, […] Continue Reading…

Posted in Christmas, psychobabble on 11/20/2006 04:40 pm
 

Saturday, November 18, 2006

We found out what’s wrong.And it’s not anything I thought it was, or anything any of you thought. Not PCOS, not fibroids, not cancer, not pregnancy, not thyroid.Here is what’s wrong with me:1. My pituitary gland produces too much prolactin.2. I also have too much of the other male […] Continue Reading…

Posted in health on 11/18/2006 10:57 pm
 

Friday, November 17, 2006

HmmIs it just my imagination, or does everyone Gen X and younger have panic attacks on a regular basis? I blame high fructose corn syrup. Is it also just my imagination, or does everyone younger than Gen X (What are y’all – Gen Y?) have experience with cutting themselves? […] Continue Reading…

Posted in health, pop culture on 11/17/2006 08:41 pm
 

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Recent Dream Themes1. (Instead of being sad that I have to live in my dad’s house, or deciding to clean up my dad’s house,) A bunch of irresponsible people have moved into my dad’s house, and I have to decide whether I want to kick them out, or clean […] Continue Reading…

Posted in dreams, my sex life on 11/16/2006 03:21 am
 

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Disappointment, thy name is Benassi.Very quickly, let me tell you. Semi-recently, we went to see Benny Benassi at a club. I was the one who wanted to go most. You don’t know who he is? Okay – you know that song with the Speak & Spell voiced chick going, […] Continue Reading…

Posted in Houston, pop culture, stories on 11/15/2006 03:49 am
 

Thursday, November 9, 2006

TodayThe pollution is making a shadow like smoke on my wall. It’s kind of pretty, actually.My boyfriend (Tad) got a new job somewhat near mine, so we’ll be able to have lunch together again. I’m very excited about that. Sickeningly excited, some of my friends think. Oh, well. Don’t […] Continue Reading…

Posted in domestic, insects, pop culture, venting on 11/09/2006 10:39 pm
 

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

HeroesFinally I remembered to try to watch Heroes on TV. And it was okay, but I have to say that TV must suck really freaking bad now, the way critics are falling all over themselves to laud Heroes and Ugly Betty.I tried to watch Ugly Betty last week but […] Continue Reading…

Posted in pop culture on 11/07/2006 03:50 am