Thursday, May 11, 2006
Issues
Of course I have big ol’ opinions on all the current issues of the day… I just can’t always write about them, for fear that I’ll get so pissed off, I’ll hurt someone or myself. But the time has … Read the rest!
Issues
Of course I have big ol’ opinions on all the current issues of the day… I just can’t always write about them, for fear that I’ll get so pissed off, I’ll hurt someone or myself. But the time has … Read the rest!
Bad Habit
I’m sitting here at 1:14 AM, cleaning up broken links on my web site and updating certain facts, and suddenly I notice that I’ve been writing this site for almost nine years now.
Dude. That’s so weird.… Read the rest!
My Fantasy
My fantasy is to walk up to a group of men in suits and say, “Hey, you guys, you know who’s hot? John Doe over at ABC Corp. I mean, he is smokin’ hot. Seriously. Is he married? … Read the rest!
No, I’m Not Pregnant, But…
Here are the foods I’ve craved today, in chronological order:
1. coconut
2. peanut M&Ms
3. tamales or some other starchy Mexican food
There’s This Lady
who parks in my job’s parking garage, and I … Read the rest!
Hate
1. The only thing worse than miserable people who take out their misery on others? Is when those people make tons more money than me. Especially when they gain positions of power and inspire stupid and greedy people to … Read the rest!
Road-Related
A good game to play when you’re caught in traffic or just driving somewhere you always drive: First think of a number, like fifteen. Then find fifteen (or whatever number) things that you would like to photograph, if you … Read the rest!
Springtime Is an Indomitable Monster
There’s something so awesome about this story, in which the Houston Bayou Bend peeps had to put ice on their many azalea bushes to keep them from blooming too early. The Bayou Bend people … Read the rest!
Helpful Hints for Coping with Bullshit
Did you think that, after posting that last sad whiny post, I was just going to leave you high and dry to contemplate your pity for me? No! Think again, compadres. Because here I … Read the rest!
Various Worries, Some Resolved and Some Not Yet
[Subtitle: Why I Haven’t Been Talking Much About My Personal Life Lately (Hint: It’s Because I Fear Being Seen as a Whiner, and I Don’t Like People to Worry, but Don’t Worry, … Read the rest!
The Men and the Women That I Hate Most
The longer I live, the more I understand that all problems between men and women are caused by two distinct types of jerks. These two types of jerks are generally divided … Read the rest!