Archive for the ‘fantasies’ Category

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hair Tips and Tricks

People keep asking me if I changed my hair color. “What’d you do,” they say. “It looks nice!”

The answer is that I’ve been letting my roots grow out for the past month. It’s time to …

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Posted in fantasies, vanity on 08/30/2006 02:47 pm
 
 

Monday, August 21, 2006

Wistful

I’ll tell you what I just told Rose, which is that I wish I could be a housewife, now that I have a house. I’m home sick today (recuperating from yesterday’s periodic 8-hour drive to babydaddy’s house) and I’m …

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Posted in domestic, fantasies, parenting on 08/21/2006 07:07 pm
 
 

Saturday, August 19, 2006

This post is for Dot.

Hello, Dot! I hope you’re enjoying the Internets today!

All About the Tile

Tomorrow is Tile Setting Day. Sunday is Grout Day. Woo! Today is Mario Rocks at Glass-Cutting-Tool Bargain Shopping Day, because he just …

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Posted in domestic, fantasies on 08/19/2006 02:08 am
 
 

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

How to Be Happy

Some people think you can be happy if you take anti-depressants. Some people think you can be happy if you read enough of the right books about how to do it. Some people think it’s impossible …

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Posted in fantasies, psychobabble on 07/19/2006 01:41 pm
 
 

Friday, April 21, 2006

My Fantasy

My fantasy is to walk up to a group of men in suits and say, “Hey, you guys, you know who’s hot? John Doe over at ABC Corp. I mean, he is smokin’ hot. Seriously. Is he married? …

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Posted in fantasies, sexism, venting on 04/21/2006 02:12 am
 
 

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Idea

On the way to school and work, my oldest son and I were listening to a particularly heart-quickening CD. I told Josh that it would be fun if, when I got into the office today and bypassed greetings of …

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Posted in fantasies, health, psychobabble on 04/13/2006 01:15 pm