Lindelodeon! Again!
Tucker Carlson has a violent brush with gayness, and Gawker commenters put it into perspective.
An artist’s rendering of Britney Spears endorsing Photoshop in a Can.
M. Giant discusses The Man with the Yellow Hat’s incompetent monkey … Read the rest!
Linkelodeon
(i.e., Sending You Somewhere Funnier or More Interesting)
(i.e., what I’ve been emailing to my friends lately)
This Onion article supposed to be satirical. And, in general, I prefer Banana Republic’s and Ann Taylor Loft’s “classic” style to that … Read the rest!
Rejected, Dejected
Is there anything as non-physically gut-hurty as getting a rejection letter in the mail? For any reason?
It’s so painful. It’s like someone breaking up with you, but remotely, so that you don’t even get a chance to … Read the rest!
Paw Prints, Your Heart
Earlier today, in the restroom of my workplace, a Soap Opera Digest appeared before me and I happened upon an advertisement for this Faith Friend Collectible Music Box: Pet Dog Lover Gift. (Yes, that is … Read the rest!
There’s this really weird book. You should totally check it out.
The other day my friend Ashley and I went to Texas Art Supply, which is one of the most awesome stores in Houston, partially because it contains all the … Read the rest!
When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse…
The other day my boyfriend and I stepped into the Hot Topic store at a local outlet mall. I thought maybe I’d score some cheap t-shirts for my kids.
Hot … Read the rest!
Welcome to This One-Man Show
I went to the Police concert last Friday with my friend Dorothy. Her husband got us tickets because he knows that we were totally obsessed with the Police when we were junior high-schoolers. We had … Read the rest!
Expensive Flea Bags
My youngest son and I enjoy driving down to the nearest big-box pet stores each weekend and seeing the caged animals up for adoption. Particularly, we like the kittens.
Every time we go, my son asks if … Read the rest!
Why I Like to Spend the Evening with Gilad
He always takes me somewhere nice and mysterious, like an island overlooking skyscrapers and rowing teams. He lays a mat on the grass for us, and then we begin.
He always … Read the rest!
O hai. I r dying.
I think someone at work gave me a disease. I’ve been freezing to death for two whole days now, and my nose and throat feel sad. Maybe it’s just PMS/allergies combo, though.
I hate being … Read the rest!
