Archive for the ‘parenting’ Category

Thursday, August 16, 2007

I feel simultaneously old, proud, and broke.

My son wants an electric guitar for his 15th birthday.

Maybe I’ll dig up my old Led Zeppelin chord charts for him, while I’m at it. Ah, youth. Ah, memories. Ah, wasted lessons! …

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Posted in Houston, parenting, vanity, venting on 08/16/2007 04:57 pm
 
 

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

The Plant Whisperer

If you give me an office plant that’s been neglected, I will bring it back to life. On my desk, that plant will flourish.

You know why?

Not because I water it more than you did. No. …

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Posted in domestic, parenting, vanity, venting on 08/08/2007 05:06 pm
 
 

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

How to Be an Artist for Money

The other day I took my kids to a trendy toy store. While browsing the girly section, I came across a pack of four tiny journals, all in complementary oriental floral schemes.

Big …

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Posted in parenting, venting, writing on 08/01/2007 11:33 pm
 
 

Monday, July 16, 2007

All I Want

All I want, as far as “autism advocacy” goes, is awareness.

I don’t want to sue the people who vaccinated my kids. I don’t want the government to give me lots of money (unless they just have …

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Posted in Aspergers, parenting on 07/16/2007 11:00 am
 
 

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse…

The other day my boyfriend and I stepped into the Hot Topic store at a local outlet mall. I thought maybe I’d score some cheap t-shirts for my kids.

Hot …

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Posted in parenting, pop culture on 07/10/2007 11:02 am
 
 

Thursday, June 28, 2007

A Nurturing Kind of Love

As I mentioned the other day, I’ve been losing weight, via the magic process of burning more calories than I take in (TM physics).

My boyfriend Tad hasn’t said much about my weight loss, either …

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Posted in domestic, meta, my sex life, parenting, vanity, work on 06/28/2007 10:42 pm
 
 

Monday, June 25, 2007

Expensive Flea Bags

My youngest son and I enjoy driving down to the nearest big-box pet stores each weekend and seeing the caged animals up for adoption. Particularly, we like the kittens.

Every time we go, my son asks if …

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Posted in Aspergers, domestic, parenting, pop culture, stories on 06/25/2007 11:41 pm
 
 

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

All my meters are incorrect.

I’m still doing the magical eat-less-exercise-more diet that I started at the beginning of May. I try to eat 1600 calories or less each day, and I try to exercise as much as I can …

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Posted in domestic, lookism, parenting, stories on 06/12/2007 06:02 pm
 
 

Friday, May 25, 2007

This is my week to come clean, apparently.subtitled The Asperger’s Post

When stressful things occur in my life, I like to take a week or month or year to process them before discussing them with anyone else. I think …

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Posted in Aspergers, domestic, parenting, stories on 05/25/2007 11:09 am
 
 

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Things to Which I’m Looking Forward

1. Going to the beach with my kids and my friends. This weekend, if it doesn’t rain.

2. Vicariously, the kids’ last day of school. It’s tomorrow. Although my boyfriend and I are bitterly …

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Posted in domestic, fantasies, parenting on 05/23/2007 05:04 pm