My book’s on Barnes & Noble now.
For those of you who wanted to preorder my book from Barnes and Noble instead of Amazon – it’s there now.
My book’s on Barnes & Noble now.
For those of you who wanted to preorder my book from Barnes and Noble instead of Amazon – it’s there now.
Two Pieces of Correspondence
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Also – there’s a guy here in IT who runs a choir for everyone in our buildings, and he wants me to join the choir, and I don’t want to because everybody makes fun of it all the time. And someone here is having a big […] Continue Reading…
I could write about bugs all day.
Today in the parking garage, Brie and I saw a huge, huge moth. Six or seven inches wide. The kinds you find in Texas and on the islands where such hellish things are bred. (But it didn’t chase us or anything, so I […] Continue Reading…
No, I’m not going to stop talking about the book. No one can make me stop.
I put up a picture of my book’s cover.
If there’s anything y’all think I should put on that page, like three-word excerpts or made-up celebrity reviews, I’m open to suggestions via comment posts.
Awesome
My book costs 1,536 yen!
Okay, I’m gonna quit googling myself now and go to sleep.
The Boyfriend Entry
(Dude, reread that title. Sounds freaky, doesn’t it?)
Guys who used to be my boyfriends, when I was young and gauche, in rough chronological order:
Speed RacerRemington SteeleLeif GarrettJackDanny ZukoDavid AddisonSimon LeBonAdam AntThe guitar player from the Missing Persons’ “Words” videoMichael Hutchence in the “One Thing” video with that […] Continue Reading…
Frustration
I’d been laying around all day, having whiny phone conversations, finding nothing in the refrigerator, not getting any work done. I decided a little retail therapy wasn’t only in order – it was absolutely necessary. As always, I have nothing to wear.
I got into my nearly gasless car and […] Continue Reading…
My New Boyfriend
He sleeps with me every night. He kisses me on the mouth. He covers me with scratches and bites. He’s my kitten.
Although we’ve only been together a short while, we’ve already reached a level of intimacy you don’t reach with a normal man until a year or […] Continue Reading…
Aw…
The other day I was working on a story about ants. Every time I stopped working and went to the bathroom, there’d be a giant ant on the bathmat. Just standing there, waiting.
I don’t know if the ants were trying to tell me that the story was fine the […] Continue Reading…