The Boyfriend Entry
(Dude, reread that title. Sounds freaky, doesn’t it?)
Guys who used to be my boyfriends, when I was young and gauche, in rough chronological order:
- Speed Racer
- Remington Steele
- Leif Garrett
- Jack
- Danny Zuko
- David Addison
- Simon LeBon
- Adam Ant
- The guitar player from the Missing Persons‘ “Words” video
- Michael Hutchence in the “One Thing” video with that ubitiquously ’80s hat and belt
- Various people from Days of Our Lives
- that little boy from Boy Meets World (shh – that’s horrible)
- Not Jerry O’Connell, but his Sliders character
- David Duchovny
- Beck
- Brak’s dad
The two guys I’m currently (not) dating. I love them equally (in my dreams):
- Gael Garcia Bernal
- Dustin Nguyen, International-Male-wearing star of VIP
The women I’ve always loved:
- Veronica
- Alexandra from Josie and the Pussycats (who is the same person, I think)
- Wonder Woman
- Kristen Johnston
