Now that I’ve calmed down about it, several months after the fact…… I can tell y’all why I’m never eating at 59 Diner, on Shepherd and 59, again.I had just recovered from my gall bladder removal surgery and was looking forward to eating a chili dog without subsequent pain. […] Continue Reading…
I’m going to be land-poor!For the second time in my life, I’ll be broke for a very good reason. The first time was when I left my effed up marriage, six years ago. (Yes, I’ve been broke way more than twice, but all the other times were for lame […] Continue Reading…
You don’t have to reply to this.Just please, in your mind, send good vibes. Aim them at tomorrow. I think tomorrow’s the day. I think tomorrow was my late grandmother’s birthday, in fact.Grandma! Send me good vibes! I know you can see me down here. Please help good things […] Continue Reading…
Mira, Mami!My secrets for post-breakup sluttiness are revealed in the New York Post Online today.
Linkelodeon!Dude, you know someone at Mattel got fired over this “Oreo Barbie”, which has since been recalled. Hopefully Mattel has since hired at least one person of each non-white race in which they make the dolls, so stuff like this won’t happen. Seriously, though – why didn’t at least […] Continue Reading…
This might be wrong, butI like that Gwen Stefani song, “Harajuku Girls”.*Also, I don’t understand why people were calling Britney the new Madonna, when Gwen has obviously been the new Madonna for a while now. Not that I have strong feelings about any of the three of them. I’m […] Continue Reading…
Reader SurveyWhat would y’all be more interested in: a few carefully chosen photos posted on this site, or a Flickr page with a lot more photos of many things? Or some combo of both?I ask because I have a bunch of pictures I’ve been wanting to post (of the […] Continue Reading…
I like to write a lot on Fridays before holidays, when I’m the only one stupid enough to have used up all her vacation days.I almost had a panic attack an hour ago, in my car, while driving to Jack in the Box. On the one hand, I’ve had […] Continue Reading…
I STEAL: Marigoldie’s MemeI AM: wearing a tiger-print top that I bought from TJ Maxx, even though I knew my boyfriend would wrinkle his nose at it. And he did. But I didn’t care, because the color is flattering (beige/black not yellow/black) and it makes me feel hungry like […] Continue Reading…
It’s YAMOr, Yet Another Meme, stolen from vampire artist Danielaphant, along with the acronym.5 snacks I enjoy:1. Breyer’s low carb ice cream sandwich rounds2. Breyer’s low carb Eskimo-pie-like things3. low-carb fake chocolate bars (This is getting depressing, isn’t it?)4. sugar-free whatever5. Mt. Olive baby dill pickles5 things I would […] Continue Reading…
