It’s YAM
Or, Yet Another Meme, stolen from vampire artist Danielaphant, along with the acronym.
5 snacks I enjoy:
1. Breyer’s low carb ice cream sandwich rounds
2. Breyer’s low carb Eskimo-pie-like things
3. low-carb fake chocolate bars (This is getting depressing, isn’t it?)
4. sugar-free whatever
5. Mt. Olive baby dill pickles
5 things I would do if I were a millionaire:
1. Buy a really nice house.
2. Start a foundation.
3. Visit Tokyo.
4. Start a really cool, freaky magazine that would make no profit.
5. Buy a bunch of art.
5 bad habits:
1. Cursing.
2. Shit-talking.
3. Interrupting others.
4. Talking too loud.
5. Throwing the finger at other drivers, even if they’re Texas State Troopers who subsequently give me tickets, oops.
5 things I like doing:
1. Singing in my car alone.
2. Reading cheesy magazines.
3. Buying beads and other small, pretty things.
4. Forcing my children to watch old movies with me.
5. Grocery shopping with my boyfriend.
5 things I would never wear, buy or get new again:
1. High, pointy heels.
2. Pantyhose that weren’t at least 2 sizes too big.
3. Skirts above the knee.
4. Shoes with slippery bottoms.
5. Any top with which I couldn’t wear a bra.
5 favorite toys:
1. These little Lego-esque people – a princess and a cowboy – I stole from my kids.
2. A little sand-filled satin frog I stole from my kids.
3. A paddle with a hanging wooden egg, the swinging of which makes this little wooden chicken peck on the paddle. (I stole it from my kids.)
4. My Chinese Fashions coloring book.
5. My kids’ collection of luchador masks, which they never play with and which I will therefore steal.
