The Plant WhispererIf you give me an office plant that’s been neglected, I will bring it back to life. On my desk, that plant will flourish.You know why?Not because I water it more than you did. No. Not because I put it in the sun.The office plant will do […] Continue Reading…
My boyfriend is way funnier than me.Witness the gmail exchange.Me: I just learned a new phrase. “I’d tap that like a woodpecker.” Baby, I would tap you like a woodpecker.Him: Awww…thank you, bunnycup. Woodpecker: “That’s the best piece of ash I’ve ever put my pecker in!”
How to Be an Artist for MoneyThe other day I took my kids to a trendy toy store. While browsing the girly section, I came across a pack of four tiny journals, all in complementary oriental floral schemes. Big deal. I have tons of pretty journals at home already, […] Continue Reading…
Paw Prints, Your HeartEarlier today, in the restroom of my workplace, a Soap Opera Digest appeared before me and I happened upon an advertisement for this Faith Friend Collectible Music Box: Pet Dog Lover Gift. (Yes, that is what it’s called. Don’t believe me? Click the link and read […] Continue Reading…
All I WantAll I want, as far as “autism advocacy” goes, is awareness.I don’t want to sue the people who vaccinated my kids. I don’t want the government to give me lots of money (unless they just have their hearts set on it), because there are autistic kids who […] Continue Reading…
When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse…The other day my boyfriend and I stepped into the Hot Topic store at a local outlet mall. I thought maybe I’d score some cheap t-shirts for my kids. Hot Topic, for those who don’t know, is a little boutique […] Continue Reading…
Welcome to This One-Man ShowI went to the Police concert last Friday with my friend Dorothy. Her husband got us tickets because he knows that we were totally obsessed with the Police when we were junior high-schoolers. We had the cassettes, the notebooks, the library books, everything. So he […] Continue Reading…
