Miss Universe 2006
I haven’t watched a pageant in years and years, but the new Miss Universe site makes it look all exciting. Kind of like America’s Next Top Model, except with women who are actually very pretty.
I wrote down my faves, then realized that they all look the same, except Miss Argentina because she’s blonde and Miss Lebanon who looks more like a cross between Anne Hathaway and a little doll.
Miss Sri Lanka! (Why is she Latina? I guess maybe she’s ethnically Filipina? Or… whatever.)
In Other Shallow, Women-Objectifying News…
What the hell happened to the Fantanas? Why did they get rid of the original Fantanas?!?
Who in the hell are these people calling themselves the Fantanas now? Hell, no. NO!
Okay… I took a breath. Apparently, there have been 3 incarnations of the Fantanas and the ones I liked weren’t even the first. Oh, and my fave one, Lola, was also the chick from Overhaulin’. Dude.
