cold-blooded quote of the day
“Gwen, you code like a Smurf.”
I know it’s not Valentine’s Day anymore, but this is funny.
very mellow-inducing piece of Flash
Dukes of Hazzard fanfic (warning: Geocities)
Princess Diana fanfic (warning: loud midi)
why I keep talking
You say I keep saying the same stuff over and over again, that I keep re-explaining it when you’ve already gotten the point.
I look at your cold ceramic face. Don’t you understand? You never nod … Read the rest!
interview with myself
Q: What are you doing right now, Gwen?
A: One of my kids is sick, so I’m home with him. Right now I’m typing this post and waiting for these sausages I just cooked to cool down. … Read the rest!
American Idol thoughts
1. Randy is annoying and has no business being a judge. He obviously tries to guess what he thinks Simon will say.
2. Paula needs to lay off the constant (sexist) niceness. And I know she and … Read the rest!
there’s a monster at the end of these stalls
Either the lighting in the restroom at my work is really bad, or else I turn into a monster whenever I go into said restroom. I’m normally a normally-enough-colored person with … Read the rest!
First post
When I was young and callow, I used to send sample columns to local newspapers and tell the editors that I was like a cross between Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry. Now I know better.
I’m starting this … Read the rest!
