oh, dammit
Freaking Google plans to put ads on Blogger sites.
I knew it was too good to be true. Can anyone recommend a reliable script I can use to maintain this site?
important discovery (for Rebecca P.)
Did I … Read the rest!
Calgon, take me… oh, forget it.
One of my kids is playing a Lord of the Rings game on the Playstation 2 that I bought them with tax refund money. The game came on and I heard the sad music, … Read the rest!
body lubrication helps everyone
I finally bought a little tube of scented lotion to keep at my desk at work. Now I’m no longer compelled to use other people’s lotion. Also, I’m no longer plagued by thoughts of hauling my … Read the rest!
kritic’s korner
I tried to watch Clerks last week, but I couldn’t get through more than 30 or 40 minutes because I thought it sucked so bad.
Me and Randy saw Gangs of New York Saturday night. It was a … Read the rest!
self-acceptance
I wanted to be an aphrodite, but it turns out I’m Hera instead. I’ve told y’all before how people crowd around me in a mostly-empty movie theater, attracted to my big safe bosom in the dark. I walk through … Read the rest!
stand back
I tried to go to work today but ended up leaving the office at 11:30 when the fever overtook me again. But at least I got some work done. And infected everyone in my department. Hoo hoo hoo, … Read the rest!
I was lying
I didn’t go to work today because of the KILLER FLU SWEEPING HOUSTON. I woke up, took a shower, went to nag the kids awake, and then started feeling ominous chills. I couldn’t shake the kids hard … Read the rest!
American Idol thoughts
1. Jesus, I’m so tired of the judges. If the kids don’t emote like crazy, Randy and Simon tell them they “were just okay”. If the kids do emote like crazy, Randy tells them they were just … Read the rest!
my kids are sick all three-day weekend
They have fevers and coughs or congestion. I put them on the couch and cover them with blankets. Later they think they’re strong enough to play video games. They play until they’re whiny … Read the rest!
