My teddy bear and I share a very special love.Hey. What are you doing. Did you have a good day? Hmm?Yeah, mine was okay. You know. Work. The whole working thing. I missed you.Mm hmm. Scoot over a little, honey. What’s that? Yeah, I know. I know you were […] Continue Reading…
American Idol thoughts
1. I used to think Clay was my favorite, but now I’m thinking Trenyce is. When they replayed her singing “Let’s Stay Together” (one of the best R&B songs of all time) and they showed Al Green himself getting off on it, I was like, “Hell, yeah. […] Continue Reading…
resolution
I decided to start shaving my legs every night because it feels good when I get in bed and I’m worth it.
When I shave my legs and then take the time to apply the expensive lotion, my legs feel so differently good that I lie there half asleep and […] Continue Reading…
jeez
When I was a kid, my teachers gave me homework and I either did it, or else I didn’t do it and I got a zero. I remember asking my dad to help me with algebra once in my life. It went the same way as when I asked […] Continue Reading…
The results are in.
Every single person who voted said that they would pick Starbuck over Apollo. Here are some choice comments:
Kitty M writes: “Starbuck. Starbuck, Starbuck, Starbuck. I had only hazy memories of watching this show with my father as a very small child until Christmas Eve, […] Continue Reading…
Quick blanket retraction
Every time I say something frenetically paranoid on this site because of an email I got or a web page I saw, one or more of you takes the time to write and soothingly explain to me that I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. […] Continue Reading…
American Idol thoughts (late)
1. Paula Abdul has Stockholm Syndrome, as evidenced by the way she can’t stop touching or talking about Simon.
2. I’ll just tell you what my eight-year-old son said about Kimberly Caldwell: “She’s like a happy dog hungry for a bone. And the camera’s the bone.” Also, […] Continue Reading…
red, pink, and orange carnations
The mechanic called me early in the afternoon while I ate tacos at my desk to inform me that he could definitely fix my car. And the price was way cheaper than I’d hoped for. My friend Leslie was fabulous enough to drop me off […] Continue Reading…
remembering how to be poor
I had to leave my car at the mechanic’s today and I didn’t have a ride to work, so I took the bus.
That won’t seem like a big deal to you if you live in one of the cities where everyone takes public transportation all […] Continue Reading…
