Your Sexy Survey
I’m going to make this one kind and gentle because we get enough stressful food for thought from the news these days, don’t we? The question is:If you could/had to sleep with any super hero, which one would you choose to sleep with?
Email me your answer and, […] Continue Reading…

Christ
Psychotic conservatives destroy a family business.
In related news: if there is anyone in Houston reading this who is not pro-war, could you please email me just to let me know I’m not alone? After listening to the morning propaganda on the radio, I wonder if maybe I am. Some […] Continue Reading…

acceptable desires for a lady
The things I want are things people should feel ashamed of or guilty for wanting. No — not things you can get pictures of on the Internet for monthly fees discreetly billed to your credit card. That would make it easy. But I do want […] Continue Reading…

K-Mart is going out of business.
(Or: How I Spend My Friday Nights)
They’ve been saying it for months but it still continues to happen. It’s a very long transient state. The first time I went to rubberneck, about 6 or 8 months ago, nothing was really on sale. Marked up […] Continue Reading…

George W or his daddy: the results are in
Fifty-eight percent of you said that you would choose George H, aka Daddy Bush, over his son. Forty-two percent of you cheated and choose death or some other violent fate. And, interestingly enough, no one chose George W. Bush. For the […] Continue Reading…

last chance to gag
Don’t forget to email me and tell me which one you’d choose — George W. Bush or his daddy — if someone held a gun to your head and forced you to choose one of them for — you know — romantic activities. In this time […] Continue Reading…

Gwen and Mike Talk About Potatoes
Gwen: I ate three baked potatoes in a row.
Mike: You just ate three potatoes?
Gwen: No. I ate one for lunch today, one yesterday, and one the day before.
Mike: That’s good. Potatoes have a lot of potassium.
Gwen: Actually, it’s bad because they have a lot […] Continue Reading…

American Idol thoughts, all in a jumble right before bedtime
Thanks to my friend Sylvia E. for watching the show with me tonight. Gladys Knight — woo! I wish someone had sung “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid. It’s bad enough that we pretty much know Carmen’s the […] Continue Reading…

Top o’ the blarney to you, McBuddy!
I was going to wear green today, but I forgot. I wore a blue top and a gray skirt. I got in my car this morning and turned on the radio. Someone was saying something about St. Patrick’s Day. I sighed and rolled […] Continue Reading…