Things I’ve Recently Thought
I.
Here is a good way to label shared files:
2005 report wickets.doc
2005 report sprockets.doc
2006 report wickets.doc
2006 report cogs.doc
Here is an alternate way to label those same shared files:
wic.rep.doc
spr.DOC.doc
wick06.doc
COGGS.doc
I’ve been thinking that one of these methods is more efficient, in the long run, for your coworkers, than the other. Guess which one it is.
II.
I might have an undiagnosed brain disorder. I’m starting to think this because every time I create something that other people might see, I spend time thinking about how that work will look to other people. I try to see things from other people’s points of view, and create/label/file things so that they’re understandable from those points of view.
Now, however, I’m finally starting to realize that that’s not normal. Most people I know don’t do that.
Hence, something must be wrong with me. The only treatment for this, most likely, would be to segregate myself from normal society. If I were forcibly placed into an environment in which everyone else had the same disorder that I do, it’s possible that, as a group, we could function and get along in this world. With support, love, and lots of prayer, I mean.
I’m willing to try it. Is there an environment like that out there? Will someone have me committed?
III.
In my past lives, I did many bad things. I realize this now.
Whatever I did, I apologize for it.
No, seriously – no more penance, you guys. I’ve learned my lesson. I’m sorry!
Hello?
