Gwen and Mike Talk About Potatoes
Gwen: I ate three baked potatoes in a row.
Mike: You just ate three potatoes?
Gwen: No. I ate one for lunch today, one yesterday, and one the day before.
Mike: That’s good. Potatoes … Read the rest!
American Idol thoughts, all in a jumble right before bedtime
Thanks to my friend Sylvia E. for watching the show with me tonight. Gladys Knight — woo! I wish someone had sung “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid… Read the rest!
5:45 AM phone call
The phone rang 10 times at 5:45 this morning. I didn’t answer. When it was done ringing, I got out of bed to check the Caller ID, worried it was an emergency. It had to be … Read the rest!
Top o’ the blarney to you, McBuddy!
I was going to wear green today, but I forgot. I wore a blue top and a gray skirt. I got in my car this morning and turned on the radio. Someone was … Read the rest!
My teddy bear and I share a very special love.
Hey. What are you doing. Did you have a good day? Hmm?
Yeah, mine was okay. You know. Work. The whole working thing. I missed you.
Mm hmm. Scoot over … Read the rest!
American Idol thoughts
1. I used to think Clay was my favorite, but now I’m thinking Trenyce is. When they replayed her singing “Let’s Stay Together” (one of the best R&B songs of all time) and they showed Al Green … Read the rest!
resolution
I decided to start shaving my legs every night because it feels good when I get in bed and I’m worth it.
When I shave my legs and then take the time to apply the expensive lotion, my legs … Read the rest!
jeez
When I was a kid, my teachers gave me homework and I either did it, or else I didn’t do it and I got a zero. I remember asking my dad to help me with algebra once in my … Read the rest!
The results are in.
Every single person who voted said that they would pick Starbuck over Apollo. Here are some choice comments:
Kitty M writes: “Starbuck. Starbuck, Starbuck, Starbuck. I had only hazy memories of watching this show with my … Read the rest!
