acceptable desires for a lady
The things I want are things people should feel ashamed of or guilty for wanting. No — not things you can get pictures of on the Internet for monthly fees discreetly billed to your credit … Read the rest!
K-Mart is going out of business.
(Or: How I Spend My Friday Nights)
They’ve been saying it for months but it still continues to happen. It’s a very long transient state. The first time I went to rubberneck, about 6 … Read the rest!
George W or his daddy: the results are in
Fifty-eight percent of you said that you would choose George H, aka Daddy Bush, over his son. Forty-two percent of you cheated and choose death or some other violent fate. And, … Read the rest!
last chance to gag
Don’t forget to email me and tell me which one you’d choose — George W. Bush or his daddy — if someone held a gun to your head and forced you to choose one of them … Read the rest!
Gwen and Mike Talk About Potatoes
Gwen: I ate three baked potatoes in a row.
Mike: You just ate three potatoes?
Gwen: No. I ate one for lunch today, one yesterday, and one the day before.
Mike: That’s good. Potatoes … Read the rest!
American Idol thoughts, all in a jumble right before bedtime
Thanks to my friend Sylvia E. for watching the show with me tonight. Gladys Knight — woo! I wish someone had sung “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid… Read the rest!
Top o’ the blarney to you, McBuddy!
I was going to wear green today, but I forgot. I wore a blue top and a gray skirt. I got in my car this morning and turned on the radio. Someone was … Read the rest!
resolution
I decided to start shaving my legs every night because it feels good when I get in bed and I’m worth it.
When I shave my legs and then take the time to apply the expensive lotion, my legs … Read the rest!
jeez
When I was a kid, my teachers gave me homework and I either did it, or else I didn’t do it and I got a zero. I remember asking my dad to help me with algebra once in my … Read the rest!
The results are in.
Every single person who voted said that they would pick Starbuck over Apollo. Here are some choice comments:
Kitty M writes: “Starbuck. Starbuck, Starbuck, Starbuck. I had only hazy memories of watching this show with my … Read the rest!
