What – Friday Five again?

At first I thought these were the dumbest Friday Five questions ever, but then I kind of warmed up to them. You know how a spoonful of porn comics makes the medicine go down and all.

If you…

1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would […] Continue Reading…

doin’ the Friday Five

1. What was the last song you heard?

“Outer Accelerator” by Stereolab.

2. What were the last two movies you saw?

I think they were Matchstick Men, which was amusing and cold-blooded, and Addicted to Love, which was amusing but so very early ’90s.

3. What were the last three […] Continue Reading…

come to my show

I have a show coming up here in Houston, tomorrow night and Sunday night. Come to it if you want. There’ll be free food and cheap drinks, I’m told. Also, some other really good/funny writers will be there.

thanks, Wendy

Wendy totally had my back in this article. […] Continue Reading…

oops

Turns out it is called The Passion of the Christ. Never mind, then.

anyway

I can’t wait to see The Starsky and the Hutch.

I knew there had to be a name for it.
(Or, Gwen confesses a disability.)

Today I experienced the 30th or 40th humiliating experience in my life caused by my tendency to get faces confused. When I got home today, I decided that, once and for all, I would keep looking […] Continue Reading…

My hair is still growing.

It was short like Halle Berry’s, then short like… um… Charlize Theron’s when hers was short, and now I’m going through all the phases of Janet on Three’s Company, like I already told y’all.

The only thing I wanted to add to that is that I […] Continue Reading…

What would possess him?

I keep forgetting to tell y’all that, a while back, I saw a boy yelling at a dead possum on 11th Street. He wore the uniform of a certain sadly delinquent junior high and was obviously abusing the deflated little corpse for the amusement of his […] Continue Reading…

something fun

Go take this test the minute you finish reading my site. It’s Match.com’s assessment of what kind of person you find attractive, and I got it from Gael.

Apparently, according to the test, this is my ideal handsome/datable guy:

He looks sort of conceited, doesn’t he? He is handsome, but […] Continue Reading…

watch this space

I will blog again (cohesively, to a serious extent) when this chair doesn’t hurt my ass. This chair will stop hurting my ass when I lie on my bed for a while to take a rest from sitting in a chair just like this at my work […] Continue Reading…