Something I’ve NoticedEveryone smarter than you is really arrogant about their intelligence. At the same time, everyone less smart than you is annoying.Everyone prettier than you is conceited and vain. Everyone not as pretty as you, however, makes you snicker.Everyone more popular than you must be kissing ass or […] Continue Reading…
Misogyny, HypocrisyYesterday on the radio, one of the local morning DJs was saying that one American Idol contestant’s domestic violence arrest was just as bad, morally, as another’s use of cocaine. When her partner DJ called her out on it, she became annoyed with him and explained her position. […] Continue Reading…
Real QuickI’ve been busy replacing my deep-fried home computer, but I just wanted to stop by and tell y’all that disposable razors are like dogs. Once they taste blood, they crave it forevermore.So. You know.Be careful when you’re shaving your legs.When you’re too cheap to buy good razors, I […] Continue Reading…
On Writing as a LatinaAs far as I’m concerned, writing, publishing, and marketing are three different things.I write. I have always written, and I always will, whether anyone reads my words or not. However, I prefer to have my words read by others, so I’ve made the effort to […] Continue Reading…
Advice for WritersThis advice is particularly for people interested in publishing fiction, or who have published one book and are trying to move forward from there. These are things that I’ve learned from experience.1. You can’t be a successful writer if you don’t actually write.Maybe there are still some […] Continue Reading…
Thoughts on PrettinessSeeing a pretty person is like finding a pretty shell on the beach.Some people think that all shells are pretty. Some people don’t. There are certain shells that a majority of people agree are pretty, and those types of shells get sold at gift shops. You might […] Continue Reading…
Frightening AssholesSo I’m looking through Go Fug Yourself, a fellow Damn Hell Ass Kings site by Heather and Jessica, because I’ve always enjoyed those “What in the heck are those celebrities wearing now?” magazine features.Lately, however, I haven’t been enjoying Go Fug Yourself as much as I used to. […] Continue Reading…
John Mayer Tricked MeTad: … and then I had to cut the toro with the ahi, and the wasabi was all saba…Me: Baby, will you be disgusted with me if I love John Mayer?Tad: [Laughs.] You mean, you and every other teenaged girl?Me: I know, I know… He only […] Continue Reading…
I Need to Quit Doing Drugsbecause right now I feel so happy. So very, very happy. And I can’t tell if it’s out of sheer relief that my tooth has stopped hurting for a moment, or if it’s only because of the drug.I do have plenty of things to […] Continue Reading…
