Meme Taken from Todd
-3 names I go by:
Gwen
Gwendolyn
Wen (accepted from people who can’t pronounce Gwen)
-3 screen names I have:
Gwen
Gwenishka
Gwenworld
-3 physical things I like about myself:
my hair
my height
my whole body, dammit. Why not?
-3 physical things I dislike about myself:
the sadness of my post-3-childbirths abdomen
some of the moles I have
the corn on my left pinky toe
-3 parts of my heritage:
Mexican
Welsh
German
-3 of my everyday essentials:
lipgloss
music
Atkins fake candy
-3 of my favorite musicians:
Liz Phair
Beck
Stevie Wonder
-3 of my favorite songs:
Jeffrey Osbourne’s “Back in Love”
Primal Scream’s “Scanner Darkly”
Britney Spears’ “Toxic”
-3 things that scare me:
giant roaches
bad neighborhoods at night when my kids are in the car
the possibility of becoming poor again
-3 things I want in a relationship:
complete honesty
hilarity hijinx
hot sex
-3 lies I tell:
“No, I’m not mad.”
“No, I’m not hungry.”
“I want to eat wherever you want to eat.”
-3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
hair (on the guy’s head, I mean.)
stomach
hands
-3 of my hobbies:
playing World of Warcraft
beading
writing
-3 things I really want to do right now with a special someone:
long, leisurely grocery shopping at the frou-frou grocery store
lie on the grass at the park by the zoo
snuggle (Stop your retching.)
-3 careers I’ve considered:
rock star
grant writer
drug dealer’s girlfriend
-3 places I’d like to go on vacation:
Tokyo
Oaxaca
the most beautiful beach in the world
-3 kids names I like:
Alexandra
Jane
Joan
-3 things I’d like to do before I die:
make sure my kids will have good lives
visit San Francisco
be photographed by a really good photographer for Vanity Fair or some such magazine
-3 ways I’m a stereotypical guy:
can’t not look at big breasts
crude sense of humor
like video games
-3 ways I’m a stereotypical girl:
can’t resist cute things
wear a lot of pink
buy a lot of purses and lipgloss
