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Olivia: omg. XXXX and Johnny are myspace friends
me: who is Johnny
also, send me link to XXXXs facebook
earlier I was not really online, btw. just left gmail running.
Olivia: Johnny Guttierez hes a writer who was trying to date Terrence when i was half-dating him
me: double lame
Olivia: he’s in POETZ-R-US
me: effing super lame
Olivia: good writer, weird scruffy guy
and friends with XXXX
ftw
me: POETZ-R-US is loserville, unfortunately
too bad he’s in with bad crowd already
i feel evil for saying all that
Olivia: for saying Poetz-R-Us is loserville?
ive never known a confirmed nonloser to do it
so theres that
me: he looks interesting in that pic
evil for hating on other writers in general, as if i’m high quality literature
literati
Olivia: he looks exactly like that pic, just more overbite, more slump
me: wonder does he wear army green all the time
Olivia: fuck it, be literati
me: did you go to smartpeepz lounge?
Olivia: im bitter and snarky too
me: can’t be literati… too late
Olivia: no, ha
i was all obsessing about it
and then i just didnt fucking want to at all
me: why?
Olivia: so i didn’t
me: Derrick?
Olivia: i put makeup on and stayed home
me: funny
Olivia: id be happy to see him but its just the same, old, shit
me: same old song n dance
Olivia: and i have nothing new to offer, ive done nothing interesting since the last time i saw all those losers (interesting people)
me: well maybe it’s their turn to entertain you, then
for them to stop being lazy all the time
[…]
Olivia: done venting. Sorry
me: don’t be
it ok
you are in general rut lately, i see
Olivia: yes i am
[…]
me: right. so lamely boring.
kind of hate him, but almost too tired to now
Olivia: that makes sense
me: cats feel neglected lately
i pity them
Olivia: aww
me: but petting them makes them shed, so i neglect
Olivia: because you care about everyone and are a good mom
me: heh
crosspost proves you wrong
[…]
me: hey i have to take shower
want me to call u after?
(today was kids’ last day of school, btw)
Olivia: ok, yeah that would be great if i paid my fucking cell phone bill
me: oh yeah
i furgetted
i gained 10 lbs
must lose it back
Olivia: so, no. but ill drive and go pay it tomorrow and then we can talk again
thatll be nice
me: then 20 more
okay
tomorrow is friday…
go to brie’s thing on sunday and i’ll see you there
Olivia: dinner?
me: then we have lunch or bubble tea
can’t dinner… have to rush home and take rory to band callback audition
they gave him another, specially
Olivia: where is brie’s thing
me: bc of dallas’s band skills
brie’s: Brazilian Arts Foundation, on 11th near Heights
Olivia: oh ok, well thats good
what time
?
me: 1 PM – 3 PM
if rory makes percussion, it costs me $400 + for supplies
i think we’ll have bakesale or something
jabbering now, sorry
Olivia: no no, not at all.
[…]
Olivia: this is superlesbionic but not in a hot way
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude
sidenote *how do these crazy ass people find you
nevermind
i know the answer to that because i also have crazyass people and its the internets fault
me: she meant my placenta
just cracked myself up with that
in a gross way
Olivia: i know i know, dont worry i just meant i feed on your placenta
not weird, right?
me too though
me: HA. Gross
seriously, her words grossed me out too much for me to befriend
at least I liked XXXX’s words, at first
[…]
Olivia: and who the fuck she is
lol
me: right? her and mouse in her pocket
her and the clone of herself that she molests?
fuck, i’m on a roll today
i should be writing a novel…
doh!
Olivia: hahaaha
me: my editor just floated, in miniature, over my right shoulder. she is pissed.
her wings flap real fast, like a hummingbird
Olivia: lol hahahaha
i luv this chat
you make my eyeliner run
me: something is feeding it
what are you wearing?
Olivia: because any eye moisture does that
me: seriously — not in hit-on way
long red skirt?
i would say you need Bobbie Brown gel eyeliner, but i know you won’t
Olivia: lol right now? im wearing a see through white
tanktop (its wet, obvsly, this is internet chat) no but really im wearing comfy clothes i did makeup before changing. long red striped pajama pants
where do i even get that?
have you heard of a little lipstick company called “wet&wild”? im wearing the new fall line. “raspberry”
me: funny
i’m going to put this chat on my blog, btw
i need to update but have no time to generate content
Olivia: im sending you a photo of myself. i r narcissist
did i spell that right?
me: yes. it is spelled “r”
Olivia: stop! mascara. god.
me: send it.
don’t tease
Olivia: sending now
i have to change clothes in a minute
im going to drink houston
im a special girl
me: love, love the pout
oh god, not drink houston
noes
