News!
You guys, I landed a new day job. Just gave two week’s notice. This new job is more applicable to my skill set, too. Long-time readers will remember that, for the last five years, I’ve been working in the lucrative Puppy Wedding Arrangement industry. (Not to be confused with the Dog Wedding Planner industry, which is slightly less lucrative.)
Now I get to use my writing skills, and be a Dog Catering Menu Writer. As everyone in Houston knows, dog catering encompasses way more opportunity than dog weddings. I’m going to have to get a different kind of license. But it’ll be worth it.
In other words, I’m not planning on talking about this job in great detail, either.
Cat Porn News
Yesterday I came home from work dead tired and decided to doze a little bit on my bed. No sooner had I closed my eyes, then Toby and Starbuck began trying to get it on. Silently, this time, but still.
“You guys. No,” I said weakly. They jumped off the mattress and slunk away.
I don’t know why they have to do it while I’m in the room. They have all day alone, practically. Maybe they’re exhibitionists. Maybe they aspire to be porn stars. Cat porn stars.
Starbuck’s porn name is Kitty Delite. Toby’s is Johnny Frisco. That’s what they told me. Now I’m supposed to find them an agent. That’s what they said.
Not much else to say at the moment.
It seems like, the more I accomplish in real life, the less I have to tell y’all on this blog. 
More later, then. Y’all take it easy.
