God, I love YouTube.
1. The best video clip in the world, in which Buck Rogers, 20th century space pilot displaced inti the 25th century, in two fell swoops, with nothing but intuition, teaches a DJ how to play disco at Princess Ardala’s party. Dude, I used to rent this awesome ’80s movie just to watch this scene.
2. Same thing, with “What Is Love.”
3. Same thing, with Nate Dog.
4. Buck, Wilma, and Princess Ardala in a Bizarre Love Triangle. As Gen X’ers know, this was the Pitt/Jolie/Anniston debacle of the ’80s. As long-time readers know, I sided with Ardala.
5. What’s better, Buck’s chest hair, or Buck’s roundhouse?
6. Buck Rogers homage to Charlie’s Angels, and robots getting it on.
7. Happy birthday, Buck Rogers! Celebrate with a spandex fetish. Also, nice futuristic coat rack, you guys.
8. Spandex, steam, and gold lame.
9. Wilma and the midget gang rape, featuring a young Tony Cox.
10. In the ’80s, female heroines could only be sexual while under an influence. In this case, the influence is space vampires.
11. Did you know? Buck Rogers invented electroclash.
12. Even cats like Buck Rogers.
