Last Five Emails I Sent From Work
I.
i need to get coffee so i don’t fall asleep, hit my head on desk, and bleed to death.
II.
Fwd: FW: This is why there are no Asian Superheroes
III.
On the captioned excess policy, the term is listed as 9/15/05-9/16/06.
It should be 9/15/05-9/15/06. Can you please issue a correction? Thanks.
IV.
Here are some pretty good writing prompt ideas for you guys.
http://mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/4wiencek.html
V.
my head itches. i think i have lice.
Just kidding. I didn’t really send any of those. Except for Number III.
(Oh, wait – no. That one was accidentally deleted.)
