Expressions of Love, Part Two: Chicken Soup for the MMORPG Soul

The other day I was playing World of Warcraft (or World of War-crack, as I’ve heard it called). In that world, I’m a blue-haired Night Elf in leather armor, who kills monsters with a quarter staff and magic spells.

So I’m there, and I’m killing the monsters. Because that’s what they pay me to do. And then, as I near the town to collect payment, I notice that my mail icon is on. “You’ve got mail, pre-industrial druid!”

I go to the mail box and pick up a package. It’s from a stranger – someone named TerrorKnight or BloodTerror or something like that. With the package, there’s a letter. The letter says:

I’m learning to cook. This will give you extra stamina.
– Josh.
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Josh is my son. I open the package. It contains five herbed, baked eggs.

Now, whenever I think of my children, I see the icon of a World of Warcraft herbed, baked egg in my mind, with its properties listed underneath. And thus, it has become an icon for the love we share.

Sometimes I mail them gold, if I have extra. My character can’t cook yet. But whenever I can, I skin monsters and use their hides to make my children special, enchanted armor. When they get the packages, the game shows the sender as Night Elf Xora.

But I always sign the letters “Love, Mom.”

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Posted in parenting, pop culture on 02/23/2006 09:35 pm
 
 

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