five things that bother me
(perhaps irrationally)
1. when people refer to men as yummy
2. fruit stickers on anything other than fruit
(Okay, I hate them on fruit, too. )
3. when people misuse the word whenever
“Whenever I went to the store yesterday, I saw Shannon and she said to tell you hi.”
4. any kind of bad driving whatsoever
5. people who stare
and another thing
1. It’s fine to pronounce Target “tar-zhay”.
2. It’s a little annoying if you point out to me that you’re purposely pronouncing it that way and/or that everyone in your family does so.
3. It’s unacceptable for you to tell me that your family invented called Target tar-zhay. Stop it. No, y’all didn’t.
