Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Spotlight on a Single Link
Thoughts on Prettiness
Seeing a pretty person is like finding a pretty shell on the beach.
Some people think that all shells are pretty. Some people don’t. There are certain shells that a majority of people agree are pretty, and … Read the rest!
Frightening Assholes
So I’m looking through Go Fug Yourself, a fellow Damn Hell Ass Kings site by Heather and Jessica, because I’ve always enjoyed those “What in the heck are those celebrities wearing now?” magazine features.
Lately, however, … Read the rest!
John Mayer Tricked Me
Tad: … and then I had to cut the toro with the ahi, and the wasabi was all saba…
Me: Baby, will you be disgusted with me if I love John Mayer?
Tad: [Laughs.] … Read the rest!
I Need to Quit Doing Drugs
because right now I feel so happy. So very, very happy. And I can’t tell if it’s out of sheer relief that my tooth has stopped hurting for a moment, or if it’s only … Read the rest!
Your Update on My Thoughts on Current Pop Culture
You’re welcome.
TV
America’s Next Top Model
Rebecca and Kahlen need to lighten the hell up. I’d rather hang out with drunken, mooning, double-fisting Brittany than two uptight blondes narking on … Read the rest!
Never Hit on a Voluptuous Woman with Long Highlighted Hair Who Used to Be a Fat Woman with Short Brown Hair… Unless You Can Make Her Laugh
When I was a child, I saw the world as a child does. … Read the rest!
Something Stupid and Insulting
Hotmail provides a sidebar of article links for those days when my friends have neglected me. It seems like there was a time when those articles weren’t invariably inane. Not only that, but it also seemed … Read the rest!
Premiere Lack of Easter
For the first time in my life, I didn’t celebrate Easter. My kids were with their dad and none of my family members who traditionally host our Easter celebrations were home this year. And I didn’t … Read the rest!
Sexism at My Friend’s Workplace
There’s been a lot of talk in the Blogosphere lately about women and how they keep pretending it’s sexism keeping them down, when we all know it’s really that they aren’t good at math.
A … Read the rest!