Drama of the Week – this time it’s physical
Because you know I have to have new dramas all the time, right? Well, this week it looks like I have a kidney stone. [Cue ominous operatic choir doing ascending “ah”s … Read the rest!
animals
When I was a child and the teachers asked us that if we were an animal, what kind of animal would we be, I would always think that I was a baby coyote. But instead I would lie and … Read the rest!
Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne’s eye makeup scares me every time I see her.… Read the rest!
my life RULES
This morning I actually woke up on time for once. We got in our fresh car and I played the Cardigans CD that I had been searching for forever and only recently found/purchased. Life was freaking sweet.… Read the rest!
YES. Hell freaking YES.
I got a new(er) car! Woo! WOO-OO!
It looks like this, but better because me and my kids are in it and we’re smiling.
Okay, well, actually the kids aren’t smiling, because as much as … Read the rest!
ha, ha, I told you
My fate has flipped back in the other direction like a fish flicking in a tank.
Or maybe my life’s always the same and I just perceive it differently depending on my blood-sugar level.
Did … Read the rest!
fluffy
Last night I dreamed of kittens. At least three, each better than the last. Starting off cute/tiny/fluffy, making me say “Aw!” and then progressively becoming cuter, tinier, and fluffier, until I was nearly in tears. Then they changed into … Read the rest!
time travel
I’ve been going backwards in time ever since I left my husband two years ago. At a really fast rate, though. Living more intensely than I needed to before, maybe so I can hurry up and go through … Read the rest!
string around your finger
Don’t forget to vote in Your Sexy Survey: Britney or Christina. Email me and tell me which you’d do — Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera — with a gun to your head. As always, don’t write … Read the rest!
status check
Did I get a new(er) car? Not yet.
Did I get new shoes? Nope.
Did I have fun? Hell yeah.
Now I’m off to Austin to pick up my babies. (In a borrowed car. Don’t worry.) I’m going … Read the rest!
