beautification
(or, Salon Services for Single Moms)
Lately I’ve been taking my kids to the $4 haircut place in China World (several miles southwest of Chinatown) to get quick clipper jobs. This weekend, I was too lazy and took them … Read the rest!
Why is there no Friday Five this week?
There’s only one thing to do, and that is to make up my own questions and ask them to myself.
1. If you had to pick a celebrity to sleep with this … Read the rest!
wine and butter cups
There’s a mini-field of winecups near the Houston Ave exit of east-bound Memorial Drive. They’re very beautiful, round maroon wildflowers. They’re supposed to be native to Texas but this is the first time I’ve seen them … Read the rest!
What – Friday Five again?
At first I thought these were the dumbest Friday Five questions ever, but then I kind of warmed up to them. You know how a spoonful of porn comics makes the medicine go down and … Read the rest!
doin’ the Friday Five
1. What was the last song you heard?
“Outer Accelerator” by Stereolab.
2. What were the last two movies you saw?
I think they were Matchstick Men, which was amusing and cold-blooded, and Addicted to … Read the rest!
come to my show
I have a show coming up here in Houston, tomorrow night and Sunday night. Come to it if you want. There’ll be free food and cheap drinks, I’m told. Also, some other really good/funny writers will … Read the rest!
oops
Turns out it is called The Passion of the Christ. Never mind, then.
anyway
I can’t wait to see The Starsky and the Hutch.… Read the rest!
I knew there had to be a name for it.
(Or, Gwen confesses a disability.)
Today I experienced the 30th or 40th humiliating experience in my life caused by my tendency to get faces confused. When I got home … Read the rest!
My hair is still growing.
It was short like Halle Berry’s, then short like… um… Charlize Theron’s when hers was short, and now I’m going through all the phases of Janet on Three’s Company, like I already told y’all… Read the rest!
What would possess him?
I keep forgetting to tell y’all that, a while back, I saw a boy yelling at a dead possum on 11th Street. He wore the uniform of a certain sadly delinquent junior high and was obviously … Read the rest!
