made-up conversation 1
“I discovered a new song on DDR.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. At first I thought it sucked because the sample wasn’t good. It just went ‘Dream a dream, duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh, blah, blah.'”
“Uh huh.”
“But then I played the … Read the rest!
I admit it.
It used to be that, when I rolled down my window to scan my security card and gain access to the parking garage at my work, I left the window open for as long as possible afterwards … Read the rest!
a dream about real life
I dreamed, as I often do, that we had to move in with my ex-husband. Usually in these dreams, he lives in my dad’s house, but this time he’d bought a nice house of his … Read the rest!
local peeps
Sunday, before the bluebonnet adventure but after four hours of post-party sleep and a three-hour drive, I finally took the time to meet up with some of the Austin Stories Crew. Jette, Greg, Stephanie, … Read the rest!
my guts
Every time I have menstrual cramps, it makes me think of Alien. The first one, I mean, where the baby alien pops out of the guy’s stomach. Not the later Aliens, where everyone looks like Rambo … Read the rest!
the devil inside
Okay, y’all – I swear on the Bible, I really think it was sugar withdrawal that had me so sad Friday evening. Because now I’m over it, and I feel freaking awesome.
Every time I stop eating … Read the rest!
more on the ghosts
(See entry below to know which ghosts I mean.)
Sometimes they don’t come through the front door or the windows. Sometimes they start as ugly, low-res photos of women allegedly waiting for you on the online … Read the rest!
lately I can’t type
I keep typing the wrong words.
it’s Friday night
It was the longest day of the week, even though I took a long lunch. I left my job at 4:43 PM, just like every other day. … Read the rest!
bad thoughts I’ve occasionally had
1. If an insured drunk driver were to wreck into my car and break my left arm or something, maybe his insurance company would settle for enough money for me to put a down payment … Read the rest!
now that I’m single again
(Well – temporarily single. Meaning “not getting any” as opposed to “out looking.”)
Now that I’m single, I can finally get back to doing what women love to do best while alone in the shower. … Read the rest!
