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Friday, May 7, 2004

Contacts

(This update is for Kay.)

I finally broke down and went to get contact lenses.

I went to the same doctor who sold me my glasses almost three years ago. Back then, he was a nice guy with a …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 05/07/2004 02:54 am
 
 

Friday, April 30, 2004

My son is more observant than I was at his age.

The other day we were at a department store looking for a dress for me to wear on an upcoming occassion. My two younger sons were being bad so …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/30/2004 02:19 am
 
 

Friday, April 30, 2004

I am the nicest fucking bitch you will ever know.

“I’ll do this for you… IF you’re nice to me.”

What does nice mean? Well, that depends.

In the old black and white movies in which women cry and men …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/30/2004 12:30 am
 
 

Sunday, April 25, 2004

more on the Iraq prank photo

Thanks to Cheryl B for sending me this link with an alternate version of the photo mentioned in the previous post. Is the more flattering photo real, though? If it is, why does the …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/25/2004 09:58 pm
 
 

Sunday, April 25, 2004

What kind of asshole…?

A United States Marine stationed in Iraq found the time to play a little “joke” at the expense of two clueless Iraqi children. The guy on the the right is the Lcpl Boudreaux referenced on the …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/25/2004 04:26 pm
 
 

Sunday, April 25, 2004

this morning

I accidentally woke up some time before 7:30 AM. Now it’s only 11 AM and I’ve already done enough for a whole Sunday.

If you shot truth serum into my veins and asked me how often I’ve dreamed …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/25/2004 04:09 pm
 
 

Friday, April 23, 2004

I feel ugly lately.

I gained about fifteen pounds over the last year and I’m getting old. The skin on my face is blotchy and features wrinkles under my eyes for the first time. This is what I considered taking …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/23/2004 01:30 am
 
 

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

At least one other person agrees with me that Kill Bill 2 sucked.

This woman is my new unrequited love.

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/20/2004 03:14 am
 
 

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Kill Bill 2 sucked.

I won’t post spoilers. I’ll just post thoughts I had throughout the movie:

  • “Hmm. Uma Thurman isn’t very convincing here. Well, this is just the beginning – maybe it’ll get better.”
  • “Jesus, I have to pee.

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/20/2004 02:29 am
 
 

Saturday, April 17, 2004

God forgive me, but

I am semi-obsessed with the Stevie Nicks lady. I went to look at her other artwork, and it’s mostly the kind of stuff I’d expect people to buy at a mall. But, then, there are …

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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/17/2004 01:17 am