Thursday, May 27, 2004
Wanna Fanta? Doncha wanna?
I hate to admit this, but I love the Fantanas. If I could get 12-inch fashion dolls of all four of them, I would. I’m especially chagrined that, on their web site, the low-res pics … Read the rest!
Wanna Fanta? Doncha wanna?
I hate to admit this, but I love the Fantanas. If I could get 12-inch fashion dolls of all four of them, I would. I’m especially chagrined that, on their web site, the low-res pics … Read the rest!
If you want to stop me in my tracks…
You know how, on South Park, Eric Cartman can’t hear the opening line of Styx’s “Come Sail Away” without being compelled to hear the whole thing – even if he … Read the rest!
Lunchtime
At my desk, I eat brocolli with my hands. Each piece is an enormous tiny tree. I slowly pull its branches. I eat their leaves. I toss the trunks back into the styrofoam box. They make soft thunking sounds. … Read the rest!
Fabulous Weekend
I’ve been looking for a purse and a new pair of work shoes for weeks. Friday night I went to the Foley’s very special “Once in a Lifetime Sale” (you know – the one they have every month) … Read the rest!
I changed my mind.
I hate you now, Tad. If I ever see you again, I’m going to punch you in the face.… Read the rest!
Run Don’t Walk
Go see Mean Girls now. It’s absolutely hilarious.
I looked up “readymade”. It is a word.
Just so y’all know – you can post comments without being a Blogger registrant. Just scroll down a little and click … Read the rest!
Dreams
Two nights ago I dreamed that my now-ex-boyfriend worked in a fast-food restaurant. He was slow, incompetent and rude to all the customers. Including me. I was there with my friend. I made excuses for his behavior, even while … Read the rest!
What I’ve Learned
(or, Still Talking about Emotional Crap, but at Least I’m not Talking about the Break Up in This One)
I’m going to share with you the most important thing I’ve learned since leaving my marriage three and … Read the rest!
On Love
This is something Tad and I talked about this morning, and nothing other people haven’t thought about and talked about before.
I have friends who say they are in love. Not just that they love each other, and … Read the rest!
On Breaking Up
Here is my pattern of reaction to any unfortunate thing that happens in my life:
First, I react extremely logically and rationally. I assess the situation out loud, consider the best and worst case scenarios for an … Read the rest!