Monday, June 14, 2004
Oh my Christ!!
My book is on Amazon now! I’m going to die! Scream!… Read the rest!
Oh my Christ!!
My book is on Amazon now! I’m going to die! Scream!… Read the rest!
Frustration
I’d been laying around all day, having whiny phone conversations, finding nothing in the refrigerator, not getting any work done. I decided a little retail therapy wasn’t only in order – it was absolutely necessary. As always, I have … Read the rest!
My New Boyfriend
He sleeps with me every night. He kisses me on the mouth. He covers me with scratches and bites. He’s my kitten.
Although we’ve only been together a short while, we’ve already reached a level of intimacy … Read the rest!
Aw…
The other day I was working on a story about ants. Every time I stopped working and went to the bathroom, there’d be a giant ant on the bathmat. Just standing there, waiting.
I don’t know if the ants … Read the rest!
I figured it out.
I only want to sleep with men who are in love with me.
And, while we’re on the subject of what I want… Read the rest!
I want to have my nails and eyebrows done every week. My hair …
Pass That Dutch
Is it wrong that I think about Missy Elliot at least an hour per week? I can’t help it. She’s a bad ass. I used to think “Work It” was the best thing she’d ever do. But … Read the rest!
Squicked Out
My stomach feels weak.
Last night I got a graphic explanation of a sex toy I never would have, could have, or needed to figure out on my own. This afternoon, the cat’s deworming medication finally (literally) showed … Read the rest!
fish in the sea, frogs to be kissed, carnival atmosphere
Last night we went out. I’m charged to say, when mentioning dancing with Jennifer, that she danced with a Long Island Iced Tea in her hand – not a screwdriver.… Read the rest!
So, anyway…
Sometimes I entertain suspicions that I’ve unwittingly made a deal with God. Or with a god. Or with the devil. (Can he intercept your prayers? Maybe.) I think I’ve unwittingly forfeited any good thing that might occur in … Read the rest!
More Good Advice
If a new male acquaintance ever says to you, “I don’t want to be your boyfriend. But I do hope to sleep with you some time in the future,” then don’t waste your time trying to explain … Read the rest!