Meanwhile, back at the fortune teller’s…
Simon took me back to see the palm reader. This time, though, I got her daughter.
For twenty bucks, she looked at my palm and spewed clichés at me for five minutes.
However, she … Read the rest!
The Anal Sex Anecdote
Okay – apparently I was too enigmatic in the entry before last, because everyone’s asking me, “Uh, why the hell were you talking about anal sex on a first date?”
First of all, I have … Read the rest!
Aspiring Artists
Yesterday my friend Julio and I were discussing “aspiring” artists. His sister is a photographer – amateur but talented. He said that people were always suggesting to her that photography isn’t really an art or a skill – … Read the rest!
Talking to Strangers
Last weekend I went out with a guy named Simon. We ended up doing a lot of different things.
We had dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. A redneck (but a nice-enough-seeming one) and his wife were forced … Read the rest!
The Fortune Teller
Two years ago I went to a fortune teller with a friend on a weekend night after we’d been in a bar. People do that all the time, right? For fun.
The first thing she did was … Read the rest!
Behavior That Annoys Me
1. Lying. I hate lying more than anything, because I value honesty more than any other virtue. I especially hate it when someone lies to me poorly, because that just adds the knowledge that he/she thinks … Read the rest!
On the Radio Last Night
Last night I did the Nuestra Palabra radio show. Unfortunately, only a couple of people I know got to hear it. But, then, fortunately, Julio and I found the archived MP3 of it. So, if … Read the rest!
Fahrenheit 9/11
We saw it last night. Me and my cousin Randy. It was okay. Parts were funny, parts were chilling. A couple of parts made me cry.
Most of it was stuff we already knew, but it was interesting … Read the rest!
Memorial Park
Lately I’ve been in the mood to drag myself to Memorial Park and walk its three-mile loop. Last week, I invited my cousin Helen to go with me.
“You go to Memorial Park?” she said. “I hear they’re … Read the rest!
The Cat
The cat probably thinks his name is Goddammit.
“Goddammit – get OFF of there!”
“Goddammit – quit that!”
“Goddammit – do you have to destroy everything in the whole entire house?”
“C’mere, you little orange and white hellcat. … Read the rest!
