Monday Morning
Bumper sticker we saw on the way to school: “Republicans for Voldemort.”
This was while the annoying male DJ on Houston’s most popular Top 40 radio show sneaked “God” into his morning blather for the zillionth time since … Read the rest!
In Case You’re Wondering
My best bubble tea drinks:
1. Peppermint Honey Green Tea
2. Jasmine Green Tea
3. Coffee Cream Tea with 3 Splendas instead of sugar
My kids’ best bubble tea drinks: Read the rest!
1. Green Apple Slush (Josh)
2.…
How do I love him? Let me count two ways.
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“… so, don’t encourage me to eat good food anymore, okay? Let me just eat salad. I mean, you want me to lose weight, right? Don’t you? Don’t you … Read the rest!
Three Things
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I’ve swelled up like a puffer fish for the winter. You know how puffer fish swell up in winter, when they have December birthdays and they keep eating birthday cake for breakfast. You know how puffer fish … Read the rest!
Apology, Just in Case
It just came to my attention that, because of my failure to promptly update my address on Amazon.com, someone who sent me a gift from my wishlist had it returned to them in such a way … Read the rest!
New Year’s Thoughts, All Jumbled
Happy New Year, y’all. A little bit of caffeine makes me industrious but too much makes me nervous. Sometimes I forget that. Like a few hours ago, when I drank a big old iced coffee … Read the rest!
My Kids
I know that this is the week that all bloggers are supposed to write about their years in review or else their new year’s resolutions, but right now I feel like writing about my kids. We were listening … Read the rest!
Benadryl Is a Narcotic
Everyone knows that Benadryl Sinus doesn’t relieve any of your cold or allergy symptoms. All it does is make you stop caring about them. Also, it may or may not make you have pleasanter dreams. I’m … Read the rest!
Small Town Interlude
A childhood friend and I had planned to meet half way this weekend to trade Christmas gifts and catch up. Half way between the middle of this big city that I love and that small town where … Read the rest!
Bleh. BLEH!
What I have is not writers’ block. What I have is writers’ apprehension.
As I work on my second book, the apprehension goes like this: “What if I spend a bunch of time writing this and it sucks? … Read the rest!
