We Called It
Regarding America’s Next Top Model, I have figured out that Lluvy looks exactly like Donna Summers.
My boyfriend pointed out that Rebecca = Tiffany Amber Thiessen’s younger, thinner sister.
I like Naima, and we both … Read the rest!
Meme Taken from Becky
Is it just my faulty perception, or do people skim these, not so much reading the answers as composing their own? Well, enjoy my answers or, at least, the questions.
1. What time did you get … Read the rest!
Eavesdropping in an Insurance Company Cafeteria
“So, I saw him again in line at Wal-Mart,” says the dishwater-bleached-blonde, forty-something, in a pink knit top. “This was the little old man with the two wiener dogs.”
I glance over again, wondering … Read the rest!
Eavesdropping in an Insurance Company Cafeteria
“So, I saw him again in line at Wal-Mart,” says the dishwater-bleached-blonde, forty-something, in a pink knit top. “This was the little old man with the two wiener dogs.”
I glance over again, wondering … Read the rest!
I Swear to God, Virtue Is Its Own Reward
Two things make me feel good. One: doing what I’m supposed to do. After I complete the stultifyingly boring/annoying errands on my list of things to do – like paying bills, … Read the rest!
This is what I am.
On the outside, I’m like an apple. A plain, average, red apple. Not all shiny with wax, but not all bruised up, either.
If you were to bite into that apple, however, you would taste … Read the rest!
I like to have things.
Okay, so I’m not actually trying to do the 50 Book Thing that everyone else is doing this year, but I am trying to read more. And, after several literary masterpieces, I’ve decided to cleanse … Read the rest!
Emails to People Without Voices or Faces
I finally broke down and wrote an email to Hotmail‘s customer service page asking if they were engaged in a conspiracy to get every single Hotmail user to switch to Gmail. It … Read the rest!
The First Twenty Things
Here are the first twenty things I’d do if I won $150 million dollars in the lottery.
1. Go shopping. Of course I would go to the Galleria, Houston’s ritziest mall, and buy whatever caught my … Read the rest!
Metaphors
Left-wingers complaining about right-wing underhandedness and hyprocrisy (such as this Jeff Gannon: Male Prostitute and White House Correspondent business) are like the Baudelaire orphans in their Series of Unfortunate Events.
“Please listen, Mr. Public,” they plead. “Count Rightwinglaf … Read the rest!
