bleh
Last night I wrote a long, long post about Mr. Rogers — something I’ve been wanting to do since I heard about his death. When I tried to submit it to my blogging script editor, it disappeared. That made me sort of sad. I thought it was a very […] Continue Reading…
I live in hell
Although I can no longer go to jail for having my license suspended without my knowledge, I can still get tickets for the inspection sticker and registration sticker I can’t get renewed until I repair my car, which I can’t do until I find the proper […] Continue Reading…
Today, on a very special episode of Battlestar Galactica…
A long time ago Cate and I were discussing a very important theoretical question and the impact it had on all girls (and probably some boys) who eventually became classified as Generation X. The question:
Starbuck or Apollo?
Cate flatly stated that Starbuck […] Continue Reading…
oh, dammit
Freaking Google plans to put ads on Blogger sites.
I knew it was too good to be true. Can anyone recommend a reliable script I can use to maintain this site?
important discovery (for Rebecca P.)
Did I buy myself anything with my tax refund money, you ask with concern furrowing […] Continue Reading…
Calgon, take me… oh, forget it.
One of my kids is playing a Lord of the Rings game on the Playstation 2 that I bought them with tax refund money. The game came on and I heard the sad music, Cate Blanchett’s voice talking about sad things that went down, […] Continue Reading…
body lubrication helps everyone
I finally bought a little tube of scented lotion to keep at my desk at work. Now I’m no longer compelled to use other people’s lotion. Also, I’m no longer plagued by thoughts of hauling my large bottle of lotion from home to work in my […] Continue Reading…
kritic’s korner
I tried to watch Clerks last week, but I couldn’t get through more than 30 or 40 minutes because I thought it sucked so bad.
Me and Randy saw Gangs of New York Saturday night. It was a long message about the rich manipulating the poor, onto which was […] Continue Reading…
self-acceptance
I wanted to be an aphrodite, but it turns out I’m Hera instead. I’ve told y’all before how people crowd around me in a mostly-empty movie theater, attracted to my big safe bosom in the dark. I walk through the playground and little kids I don’t even know slide […] Continue Reading…
stand back
I tried to go to work today but ended up leaving the office at 11:30 when the fever overtook me again. But at least I got some work done. And infected everyone in my department. Hoo hoo hoo, ha ha ha. HOO HOO HOO, HA HA HA!
Just kidding.
Then, […] Continue Reading…
I was lying
I didn’t go to work today because of the KILLER FLU SWEEPING HOUSTON. I woke up, took a shower, went to nag the kids awake, and then started feeling ominous chills. I couldn’t shake the kids hard enough or say their names loud enough, and my body […] Continue Reading…
