string around your finger
Don’t forget to vote in Your Sexy Survey: Britney or Christina. Email me and tell me which you’d do — Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera — with a gun to your head. As always, don’t write in if you’re choosing death.
overheard conversation in my own car
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status check
Did I get a new(er) car? Not yet.Did I get new shoes? Nope.Did I have fun? Hell yeah.
Now I’m off to Austin to pick up my babies. (In a borrowed car. Don’t worry.) I’m going to call them right now and make sure they’ve done their homework.
daily tide of poorly dressed flesh
Some days I come to work in a bad mood. (Okay, it’s most days now, but who’s keeping track?) It used to be that I would just get on the parking garage elevator and think a few bitchy thoughts about my fellow passengers, and […] Continue Reading…
Are you an homophobic redneck because you live in the South?
GOP: Dean’s Support of Gays Will Hurt Him
Richard White, a Republican state senator from Mississippi, said any candidate talking about gay rights might as well not even visit his state.
“The people down here, they are not going to […] Continue Reading…
please light candles now
Everyone pray that I can get a new car next weekend, okay? Pray for them to overlook my bad post-divorce credit. Pray for my potentially large downpayment to appease the dealer finance gods and get me out of there with something less than 29% interest. Pray […] Continue Reading…
Your Sexy Survey
With the gun to your head, who do you pick: Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears? Email me your answer.
sushi day
Today Yvonne here at Borg Inc. bought me sushi for lunch. I had Tiger Eye, which is cream cheese and jalapeno and fried something-or-other in the white papery […] Continue Reading…
just wanna say real quick
Can I just tell y’all that I’m not always miserable? That I’m very often happy, or at least frenetically excited about something or other?
The thing is: when I have something to be happy about, I’m out enjoying as much of that thing as I can. […] Continue Reading…
how to conquer a phobia
I woke up about 30 minutes ago and went into the bathroom, where I stepped on something that normally wouldn’t have been there in front of the cabinets. I pulled my foot away. It was a little stick. I bent down and looked at the […] Continue Reading…
Your Sexy Survey results
This time the Sexy Survey question of the moment was, “If you could/had to sleep with any super hero, which one would you choose to sleep with?” The results were: Batman – 32%, Superman – 16%, Wonder Woman – 11%, and a well diversified 41% of […] Continue Reading…
Dammit, Gwen — go to sleep.
I have a ton of stuff to do tomorrow. (Uh… in two hours, I mean.) (Read the previous entry and see why I’m awake at 4 AM.) In the morning, before we go to school and work (in two hours,) I have to find […] Continue Reading…
