Your Sexy Survey IV: Britney vs Xtina
The results are in and a whopping 50.5% of you said you’d pick Britney Spears over Christina Aguilera if you were forced at gunpoint to pick one of the two with whom to engage in sexual activity.
Choice rationalizations follow. (I pick Christina […] Continue Reading…
for a limited time only
By special request, I’m uploading the Jehovah’s Witness illustrated story I did a long time ago, when this website was still called Gwen’s Trailer Trash Page. You can tell it’s old because of the horrible image quality and sexy h2 Times New Roman. And the […] Continue Reading…
Drama of the Week – this time it’s physical
Because you know I have to have new dramas all the time, right? Well, this week it looks like I have a kidney stone. [Cue ominous operatic choir doing ascending “ah”s in minor key.]
Yesterday I was at work, working exactly as […] Continue Reading…
animals
When I was a child and the teachers asked us that if we were an animal, what kind of animal would we be, I would always think that I was a baby coyote. But instead I would lie and say a kitten or a pony because I didn’t want […] Continue Reading…
my life RULES
This morning I actually woke up on time for once. We got in our fresh car and I played the Cardigans CD that I had been searching for forever and only recently found/purchased. Life was freaking sweet.
I want to eat a lot of candy
and buy myself lots […] Continue Reading…
YES. Hell freaking YES.
I got a new(er) car! Woo! WOO-OO!
It looks like this, but better because me and my kids are in it and we’re smiling.
Okay, well, actually the kids aren’t smiling, because as much as they prefer the new car to the old one, they would rather be […] Continue Reading…
ha, ha, I told you
My fate has flipped back in the other direction like a fish flicking in a tank.
Or maybe my life’s always the same and I just perceive it differently depending on my blood-sugar level.
Did I tell y’all the name of my book? It’s called To the […] Continue Reading…
fluffy
Last night I dreamed of kittens. At least three, each better than the last. Starting off cute/tiny/fluffy, making me say “Aw!” and then progressively becoming cuter, tinier, and fluffier, until I was nearly in tears. Then they changed into something else. One became like a faceted glass moving sculpture […] Continue Reading…
time travel
I’ve been going backwards in time ever since I left my husband two years ago. At a really fast rate, though. Living more intensely than I needed to before, maybe so I can hurry up and go through it all before I die?
Right now I’m where I was […] Continue Reading…
