I is what I is and what I am is like my mammy.
I’m a closet Missy Elliot fan un-closeting herself right now for all of y’all to see.
I can’t stop playing Under Construction, and now I intend to buy her older CDs that I almost bought last year but […] Continue Reading…
Guest Blog Entry #4
Josh B. writes:
Hey, It’s Tuesday night and I’m talking to YOU (kill me), but I’ve got a good idea for another topic. Hear this.
Let’s say we pick a time to all synch up and play a certain album and make random comments about it. Like, for […] Continue Reading…
Nosy Personal Question #1
Lorisa B. wants to know:
when was the last time you “got jiggy wid it?” in other words, is girlfriend getting some? Or do you not even want to.
Yesterday at 5 AM. Yes. And, no… I do want to.
Nosy Personal Question #2
Sith Goddess Tracey wonders:
What REALLY […] Continue Reading…
Guest Blog Entry #1
Dat L. writes:
I was sprawled out on the lawn just the other day. The summer breeze was blowing through my hair and across my body. It’s nice to have a large oak tree to lie under while the shade protects you from the light of the […] Continue Reading…
two new games
1. Guest Blog EntrySend me a paragraph with “guest blog” in the subject line and, if I like the paragraph, I’ll post it.
2. Nosy Personal Question TimeEmail me a nosy personal question and I promise to answer it in this blog.
he told me
The other day I was in the parking lot of Cottage Thrift Store on Westheimer with a friend. A homeless man was going through a nearby dumpster. Then he walked up with what looked like a jar of baked beans. I looked at him to make sure […] Continue Reading…
super generosity
Oh my god, y’all, I just got the nicest thing in the mail. A beautiful, beautiful umbrella from badverb, who happens to read this blog. Can you believe someone being so nice? It’s black with red roses all around the edge, and I find myself hoping it’ll rain […] Continue Reading…
Hello, is it me you’re looking for and, if not, why not?
I made the font bigger. Tell me if it’s big enough for y’all now, okay?
I’m reading Chang and Eng while my thumb tries to heal and move on with its life. I have the feeling it’s going to […] Continue Reading…
Physical Drama II: Emergency Room Boogaloo
Friday I was lunching at Houston’s own Vietnam Town’s own Pho Saigon, and I got up to powder my nose, and my kitten heel skid on some grease or a bean sprout or something, and I fell and, in doing so, put out my […] Continue Reading…
control-issues top in Just My Size nude
Last time I bought pantyhose, I accidentally got two pairs of control top. They were on sale.
I always buy hosiery two sizes too big because that way they’ll be sure to stretch all the way up to my waist. The basic difference between […] Continue Reading…
