Hey, but, you know what?
I don’t have to explain myself to you.
(Read all entries from today, from bottom to the top, to discover that I’m contemplating late-night sin while sugar plums revolve in my children’s heads.)
That’s right. It’s good to be a grownup, running my life free on a […] Continue Reading…
Where are my kids, you ask?
(Read two or three entries back to discover, Gentle Reader, that it’s around 2 AM and I’m playing Mah Jong while waiting for my man to come over.)
The kids are hardcore asleep. In the morning they’ll wake up and quietly play video games. They […] Continue Reading…
Cate and the event that will bring us together again
I called my friend Cate. She’s coming to JournalCon in October. Hell freaking yeah, because that means I get to see her, and I haven’t seen her since three years ago when I was a housewife who could save up […] Continue Reading…
It’s 1:58 AM.
Ha, ha, ha. Guess what I just did.
That’s right. I called Tad. (See entry below, in which I’m considering calling Tad.)
I told him, “Tell your friends I said, ‘Tad’s not gonna pay for y’all’s tacos tonight, bitches.'” Tad said he already told them. He’s gonna eat his […] Continue Reading…
It’s 1:05 AM.
I’m playing Mah Jong online while “surfing the Web.” I’m wondering if I should call the guy I’m currently dating, Tad, who is at a club right now, and tell him that I’m awake late, after all. Or maybe I should just stay here awake, all by […] Continue Reading…
forgot to say
You know the chapbook I’ve been selling called My Pattern Book? Well, I forgot to say that parts of it are racy. In fact, one part at the end is more than just racy, actually. I should have warned y’all about that. If you already bought the […] Continue Reading…
Guest Blog Entry #13
Sunny writes:
My husband and I are getting ready to go to Minnesota, to the small town where he grew up. My mother-in-law, a awesome lady, is 87, and she’s in failing health. This may be the last time we see her…I’m getting the “just […] Continue Reading…
It’s just called “Teahouse”.
Today was tax-free-clothing-shopping Saturday in Texas, so me and my kids shopped all day. We took my cousin Randy along, too.
I’d taken the kids to Momoko in Austin a few weeks ago, where they’d tried bubble tea for the first time and liked it. Today we […] Continue Reading…
happy new year
School’s almost ready to start again, so it sort of feels like a new year. Instead of buying myself school supplies, I’m going to make a list of resolutions. This school year, I resolve to:quit being a psycho magnet or, failing that, quit letting psychos affect my […] Continue Reading…
Read the entry below this one first, okay? Then come back and read this one.
I finished writing the entry below, and then my mom called me from the institution where she lives. She says my youngest brother’s girlfriend died in a car accident today, but my dad won’t talk […] Continue Reading…
