What kind of asshole…?
A United States Marine stationed in Iraq found the time to play a little “joke” at the expense of two clueless Iraqi children. The guy on the the right is the Lcpl Boudreaux referenced on the sign, get it? Here’s the story, which I followed from […] Continue Reading…
this morning
I accidentally woke up some time before 7:30 AM. Now it’s only 11 AM and I’ve already done enough for a whole Sunday.
If you shot truth serum into my veins and asked me how often I’ve dreamed about hanging out with the characters of That ’70s Show, I’d […] Continue Reading…
I feel ugly lately.
I gained about fifteen pounds over the last year and I’m getting old. The skin on my face is blotchy and features wrinkles under my eyes for the first time. This is what I considered taking out a loan to do last week:
1. Tummy tuck. (About […] Continue Reading…
At least one other person agrees with me that Kill Bill 2 sucked.
This woman is my new unrequited love.
Kill Bill 2 sucked.
I won’t post spoilers. I’ll just post thoughts I had throughout the movie:
“Hmm. Uma Thurman isn’t very convincing here. Well, this is just the beginning – maybe it’ll get better.”
“Jesus, I have to pee. What the hell – I can tell this dialogue’s gonna go on […] Continue Reading…
God forgive me, but
I am semi-obsessed with the Stevie Nicks lady. I went to look at her other artwork, and it’s mostly the kind of stuff I’d expect people to buy at a mall. But, then, there are two pictures that are actually decent, in my opinion. Eerie-good, like […] Continue Reading…
made-up conversation 1
“I discovered a new song on DDR.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. At first I thought it sucked because the sample wasn’t good. It just went ‘Dream a dream, duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh, blah, blah.'”
“Uh huh.”
“But then I played the whole thing, and I’ve actually heard it before. It’s more like rap, and it […] Continue Reading…
I admit it.
It used to be that, when I rolled down my window to scan my security card and gain access to the parking garage at my work, I left the window open for as long as possible afterwards while putting the card back into my purse. That way, […] Continue Reading…
linkelodeon
If you really loved me, you would buy me my own portrait with Stevie Nicks. Priceless. (via Ernie)Addictive Flash game (via email fwd from Cathy W.)Article on divorced fatherhood full of exaggerations and distortions (via Charles). My fave part is when they suggest that most men wouldn’t batter their […] Continue Reading…
a dream about real life
I dreamed, as I often do, that we had to move in with my ex-husband. Usually in these dreams, he lives in my dad’s house, but this time he’d bought a nice house of his own here in Houston, so we had to move in.
My […] Continue Reading…
