It’s better if I don’t speak of it.
Y’all know I hardly ever talk about politics on this site, anyway, so I won’t go on and on about how abjectly depressing it is to me that half the people in the country whose votes have been counted so far, voted […] Continue Reading…
How to Pose for Pictures When You’re Drunk on Halloween
1. Make certain that you are, in fact, very drunk.
2. Make a face that you would never make while sober.
3. It helps to have an exasperated Zorro holding you up.
And… voila:
Awesome Weekend
Saturday night’s grown-up party was fabulous. Then, Sunday night’s family party was super fun, too. The trick-or-treating wasn’t great, but screw it. There was candy to be had elsewhere.
I’ve been indifferent to Halloween for the past 5 or 6 years, but now that I’ve finally celebrated it, myself, […] Continue Reading…
Friends
I’m lucky to have several friends who are really good to converse with. Talking to them cheers me up and refreshes my brain so I can stand to go back into the onslaught that is work and life. I wish I had more time to spend with these friends. […] Continue Reading…
The truth I’ve known since I was a teenager, now broken down and shared with those of you Americans who somehow never learned it…
You vote Republican if you’re rich. You vote Democrat if you’re not rich.
Personally, I don’t think there’s any shame in rich people wanting to keep what’s […] Continue Reading…
I am a saloon girl.
In red satin. With black lace. And a red and black feather boa. And red feathers and sequins in my hair. And black fishnet hose. And red lipstick. And black eyelashes.
But I don’t yet know what kind of shoes.
The costume store was crowded and sweaty, […] Continue Reading…
The Magical Magic of Halloween
Oh my gosh. For the first time in FOR-ev-ER, I am going to a grown-up party for Halloween. See, usually I don’t get to go because no one wants to baby-sit on Halloween party night. But this time, my lovely cousin Randy has agreed to […] Continue Reading…
The Show
I had my big show/book party on Friday – the Quinceanera You Were Too Poor to Have. I’m just going to come out and admit it… I was disappointed by the turn out. We only had about forty or fifty people show up. However, I really can’t complain […] Continue Reading…
My About Picture
I changed the picture on my About page. Why? Because my boyfriend asked me to. He said the one I had before wasn’t flattering.
I like to use unflattering pictures of myself. That way, people won’t be disappointed when they see me in real life.
And, really, that stuff […] Continue Reading…
Another Meme
This one I got from frog’s site.
Name three of your…
Pet peeves:
(1) liars
(2) men trying to put women “in their place”
(3) women hating on other women for shallow, sexist reasons
Favorite sounds:
(1) the music I like
(2) kittens meowing
(3) wind chimes
Biggest fears:
(1) burglary
(2) psychos
(3) the thought of having to stay at […] Continue Reading…
