Your Update on My Thoughts on Current Pop CultureYou’re welcome.TVAmerica’s Next Top ModelRebecca and Kahlen need to lighten the hell up. I’d rather hang out with drunken, mooning, double-fisting Brittany than two uptight blondes narking on people for being drunk. Hello, idiots – the restaurant totally doesn’t care if […] Continue Reading…
Never Hit on a Voluptuous Woman with Long Highlighted Hair Who Used to Be a Fat Woman with Short Brown Hair… Unless You Can Make Her LaughWhen I was a child, I saw the world as a child does. I dressed my child body in fashions I saw on […] Continue Reading…
Something Stupid and InsultingHotmail provides a sidebar of article links for those days when my friends have neglected me. It seems like there was a time when those articles weren’t invariably inane. Not only that, but it also seemed like some smart cookie made note of the types of […] Continue Reading…
Premiere Lack of EasterFor the first time in my life, I didn’t celebrate Easter. My kids were with their dad and none of my family members who traditionally host our Easter celebrations were home this year. And I didn’t think it was worth hosting it, myself. And I’d already […] Continue Reading…
Sexism at My Friend’s WorkplaceThere’s been a lot of talk in the Blogosphere lately about women and how they keep pretending it’s sexism keeping them down, when we all know it’s really that they aren’t good at math.A friend of mine without a blog sent me anecdotal evidence of […] Continue Reading…
We Called ItRegarding America’s Next Top Model, I have figured out that Lluvy looks exactly like Donna Summers.My boyfriend pointed out that Rebecca = Tiffany Amber Thiessen’s younger, thinner sister.I like Naima, and we both like Britney Porn Star. Or whatever that porn star chick’s name is.Until Next Wednesday…There […] Continue Reading…
Meme Taken from BeckyIs it just my faulty perception, or do people skim these, not so much reading the answers as composing their own? Well, enjoy my answers or, at least, the questions.1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:30 am. 2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls. Preferably […] Continue Reading…
Eavesdropping in an Insurance Company Cafeteria“So, I saw him again in line at Wal-Mart,” says the dishwater-bleached-blonde, forty-something, in a pink knit top. “This was the little old man with the two wiener dogs.”I glance over again, wondering who could possibly care. The lumpy brunettes do. The other self-made […] Continue Reading…
Eavesdropping in an Insurance Company Cafeteria“So, I saw him again in line at Wal-Mart,” says the dishwater-bleached-blonde, forty-something, in a pink knit top. “This was the little old man with the two wiener dogs.”I glance over again, wondering who could possibly care. The beige and gray brunettes do. The […] Continue Reading…
I Swear to God, Virtue Is Its Own RewardTwo things make me feel good. One: doing what I’m supposed to do. After I complete the stultifyingly boring/annoying errands on my list of things to do – like paying bills, or getting my oil changed, or other things involving pieces […] Continue Reading…
