Petty Drama WatchRead the story of the Portland chefs who totally freaked out over a bad review of their food. Includes incredibly pissy, babyish purloined letters. Link thanks to Hillary of Jack & Hill.
Petty Drama WatchRead the story of the Portland chefs who totally freaked out over a bad review of their food. Includes incredibly pissy, babyish purloined letters. Link thanks to Hillary of Jack & Hill.
That Interactive Internet Question GameHere are the instructions:1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “Interview me.”2. I will respond by asking you five questions – each person’s will be different. I’ll post the questions in the comments section of this post.3. You will update your […] Continue Reading…
CreepyThis morning on the radio they decided to play records backwards. Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” was supposed to say “It’s fun to smoke marijuana.” It did. Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby, One More Time” was supposed to say “Sleep with me, I’m not too young.” You know […] Continue Reading…
Jesus, PeopleSome of you (hi, Tad) might find this hard to believe, but I’m actually a pretty happy person, normally. I’m optimistic, I love my fellow man, and my default setting – when I’m drunk, drugged, or newly awake – is happy.Every morning, I wake up in a reasonably […] Continue Reading…
Pictures of TorontoFruit market in one of the Chinatowns.The York Hotel, I think it’s called.Estonians.(Or, “The Inspiration for that ‘Safety Dance’ Video.”)Being stood up by Michael S.Posing with a fan.Marvelling at the mounties.Nilo, the MAC woman who did my eyes at The Bay in Square One Mall.The glass floor […] Continue Reading…
Pictures of HoustonGiant president head number one, by David Adickes.Giant president head number two.Las Carinosas.The part of the Pigstand that has stars.Viviana’s Nite Club, where they seem to encourage dancing with members of your own sex.Viviana’s encouragement detail.
Two Conversations About My BoyfriendI. In the hall at work, between me and my friend Julio.Julio: Tad must be a saint. I bet he’s going to be canonized soon. He’d have to be a saint to put up with you and your shit.Me: Well… sort of. Really, though, he’s […] Continue Reading…
The Best Piece of TorontoWeirdly, now that I’ve gone to Toronto for the third time and seen many of its 2000 parts (bad soap commercial reference – sorry), my favorite part has ended up being inside the tourist trap that is the CN Tower.Of course the CN Tower contains […] Continue Reading…
Oh, my God.Toronto effing ruled – of course it did. And now, having accepted my punishment for having such a good time*, I have to sit here and check policies and read an email about our health insurance premiums being increased by $30 a month.Also, special thanks to the […] Continue Reading…
Situational AnemiaFor some reason, my body decided to waste a bunch of blood cells and iron on a baby that never came into existence, and now I’m freezing to death.Also, more than the freezing and the aching and the cranking, I feel vulnerable today. Like an orphan in the […] Continue Reading…