come to my show
I have a show coming up here in Houston, tomorrow night and Sunday night. Come to it if you want. There’ll be free food and cheap drinks, I’m told. Also, some other really good/funny writers will be there.
thanks, Wendy
Wendy totally had my back in this article. Y’all know she has a book deal, right?
free Friday
My kids went with their dad for Spring Break, leaving me completely single for 9 days. So what do you think I did tonight, on my first night of adult-only-hood?
That’s right. I fell asleep at 5 PM and had nightmares about being unable to enjoy a carnival. Hell, yeah. I rule.